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Ramy

Dude, I have one bag,and I'm not gonna fill it with iPads

Ramy • S01E09 • 2019
Dude, I have one bag,
and I'm not gonna fill it with iPads

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Dude, I have one bag, and I'm not gonna fill it with iPads.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:04
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Independent Film GmbH

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Movie Summary

In New Jersey, Ramy, son of Egyptian immigrants, begins a spiritual journey, divided between his Muslim community, God and his friends who see endless possibilities.
S01 • E05 You know, obviously I do, but this month I... - Ramy 00:05
You know, obviously I do, but this month I...
S01 • E02 All right, I'm gonna wash up real quick and pray. - Ramy 00:06
All right, I'm gonna wash up real quick and pray.
S01 • E10 Hey, whoever's there, can you give him a little smack? - Ramy 00:10
Hey, whoever's there, can you give him a little smack?
S01 • E03 Don't worry. He technically can't do any business. - Ramy 00:04
Don't worry. He technically can't do any business.
S01 • E03 Just play along, do what he says, - Ramy 00:06
Just play along, do what he says,
S01 • E02 Dude, I have to take a shit. You don't have to pray. - Ramy 00:06
Dude, I have to take a shit. You don't have to pray.
S01 • E02 And you know that we have a meeting. - Ramy 00:05
And you know that we have a meeting.
S01 • E05 I can't even fast for, like, one day for Yom Kippur. - Ramy 00:04
I can't even fast for, like, one day for Yom Kippur.
S01 • E10 Yeah, cousin! - Ramy 00:11
Yeah, cousin!
S01 • E05 I have to eat, like, ten pieces of cake - Ramy 00:06
I have to eat, like, ten pieces of cake
S01 • E02 You good? Just go. - Ramy 00:05
You good? Just go.
S01 • E06 Once it's open, - Ramy 00:09
Once it's open,
S01 • E09 You need a SIM card for your phone. Roaming kills everybody. - Ramy 00:04
You need a SIM card for your phone. Roaming kills everybody.
S01 • E05 Yeah, like, what are you doing here? You should go. - Ramy 00:04
Yeah, like, what are you doing here? You should go.
S01 • E10 Um, the driver's gonna take you to see Jiddo - Ramy 00:05
Um, the driver's gonna take you to see Jiddo
S01 • E09 All right? You just go to the Vodafone in Cairo, - Ramy 00:05
All right? You just go to the Vodafone in Cairo,
S01 • E08 We're fucking in the bed that my husband's gonna sleep in later on tonight, - Ramy 00:07
We're fucking in the bed that my husband's gonna s...
S01 • E05 I just‐I wanted to see you, too, - Ramy 00:08
I just‐I wanted to see you, too,
S01 • E07 Ma, it's‐it's a diner. I'm not gonna be hungry, okay? - Ramy 00:04
Ma, it's‐it's a diner. I'm not gonna be hungr...
S01 • E02 Trust. That's what it's all about. - Ramy 00:05
Trust. That's what it's all about.