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Ramy

I'm like fuckin' Ashton Kutcher, but I'm like,"Dude, where's my country?" I don't know

Ramy • S01E09 • 2019
I'm like fuckin' Ashton Kutcher, but I'm like,
"Dude, where's my country?" I don't know

Full Transcript

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I'm like fuckin' Ashton Kutcher,
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but I'm like, "Dude, where's my country?"
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I don't know.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:56
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Independent Film GmbH

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Movie Summary

In New Jersey, Ramy, son of Egyptian immigrants, begins a spiritual journey, divided between his Muslim community, God and his friends who see endless possibilities.
S01 • E03 It's not about adding up every good deed versus bad deed. - Ramy 00:05
It's not about adding up every good deed versus bad dee...
S01 • E03 'Cause if it was, none of us would have a chance. - Ramy 00:04
'Cause if it was, none of us would have a chance.
S01 • E04 - I'm not a terrorist. - How do you know? - Ramy 00:04
- I'm not a terrorist. - How do you know?
S01 • E04 You've already lied about so many things. - Ramy 00:05
You've already lied about so many things.
S01 • E01 I put the same fucking judgments on everyone around me. - Ramy 00:05
I put the same fucking judgments on everyone around me.
S01 • E03 You know, the Prophet said the dopest thing in a hadith: - Ramy 00:16
You know, the Prophet said the dopest thing in a hadith:
S01 • E08 I need you to get me some seltzer water, right, - Ramy 00:05
I need you to get me some seltzer water, right,
S01 • E04 You never jerked off, have you? - Ramy 00:05
You never jerked off, have you?
S01 • E01 I'm just, like, trying to be... good. - Ramy 00:05
I'm just, like, trying to be... good.
S01 • E03 Just think about how you want to clean those black spots. - Ramy 00:04
Just think about how you want to clean those black spots.
S01 • E01 Do you really think God cares if I wash between my toes? - Ramy 00:05
Do you really think God cares if I wash between my toes?
S01 • E09 Shit, man, you can't be drinkin' water out of the sink in Cairo, bro. - Ramy 00:05
Shit, man, you can't be drinkin' water out of the ...
S01 • E05 He rolls in whenever he wants, - Ramy 00:08
He rolls in whenever he wants,
S01 • E04 He's wrong about many, many things. - Ramy 00:04
He's wrong about many, many things.
S01 • E05 I really wish he was like an old‐school misogynist, ya know? Like our dads? - Ramy 00:06
I really wish he was like an old‐school misogynist, ya know?...
S01 • E04 You know, American women, - Ramy 00:06
You know, American women,
S01 • E05 Just expect a hot meal at the end of the day, - Ramy 00:07
Just expect a hot meal at the end of the day,
S01 • E04 And you do fit in, Ramy Hassan. - Ramy 00:04
And you do fit in, Ramy Hassan.
S01 • E05 Nowadays, guys expect you to work on top of everything else. - Ramy 00:05
Nowadays, guys expect you to work on top of everything else.
S01 • E05 Yeah, I think that's what we need, like, just some more old‐school misogyny. - Ramy 00:04
Yeah, I think that's what we need, like, just some more...