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Ramy Youssef: More Feelings

Every single timeI read, I fall asleep without brushing my teeth,and I have three...

Every single time
I read, I fall asleep without brushing my teeth,
and I have three cavities, just unfinished books
sitting in my mouth

Full Transcript

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Every single time I read, I fall asleep
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without brushing my teeth, and I have three cavities,
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just unfinished books sitting in my mouth.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:36
Uploaded
Apr 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Cairo Cowboy,A24,American Light & Fixture

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Movie Summary

Ramy Youssef returns to the stage to offer his unique reflections on our divided world, the unexpected perils of charitable giving, and more.
Biggest lie I ever told as a kid was about reading. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
Biggest lie I ever told as a kid was about reading.
You know that lie you tell that, like, makes you a liar? - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
You know that lie you tell that, like, makes you a liar?
I picked "Gandhi." - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
I picked "Gandhi."
Even the teacher was like, "Dude, I don't-- - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:13
Even the teacher was like, "Dude, I don't--
I started reading the book the night before it's due. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:07
I started reading the book the night before it's due.
You're like, "I got this." - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:07
You're like, "I got this."
The second it hits 10:00 p.m., double digits, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:08
The second it hits 10:00 p.m., double digits,
And I'm like, "Fuck, I needed a month." - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:08
And I'm like, "Fuck, I needed a month."
In my mind, I'm like, "Yo, there's no way - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
In my mind, I'm like, "Yo, there's no way
"He's just gonna figure out what's going on up top, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:12
"He's just gonna figure out what's going on u...
One of them ends with, "Buy at Barnes and Noble today." - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:10
One of them ends with, "Buy at Barnes and Noble today.&...
Look at all these naked book reports." - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
Look at all these naked book reports."
"Look, I put a--look, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:09
"Look, I put a--look,
The second I hand it in, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:07
The second I hand it in,
My parents are gonna find out." - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
My parents are gonna find out."
And there's a stereotype that immigrant parents - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:10
And there's a stereotype that immigrant parents
But--but it--they should be, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
But--but it--they should be,
My dad sees his mother every five years - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:11
My dad sees his mother every five years
And I refuse to be educated. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
And I refuse to be educated.
Like, I want to be dumb. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
Like, I want to be dumb.