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Ramy Youssef: More Feelings

"I don't need tojudge this book report when the only judge is Allah." No, and then he...

"I don't need to
judge this book report when the only judge is Allah." No, and then he goes, "Swear to God
that you wrote this." Now, that's cra--
that's hard for me

Full Transcript

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"I don't need to judge this book report
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when the only judge is Allah."
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No, and then he goes,
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"Swear to God that you wrote this."
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Now, that's cra-- that's hard for me.
Duration
22 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:35
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Cairo Cowboy,A24,American Light & Fixture

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Movie Summary

Ramy Youssef returns to the stage to offer his unique reflections on our divided world, the unexpected perils of charitable giving, and more.
I believe in this now more than ever. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
I believe in this now more than ever.
There has to be an unseen, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
There has to be an unseen,
The world is so crazy, there has to be. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
The world is so crazy, there has to be.
And you gotta find a spot, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
And you gotta find a spot,
So Muslims, we'll-- we'll find places - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
So Muslims, we'll-- we'll find places
We'll find weird spots like under a bridge, an alleyway. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:08
We'll find weird spots like under a bridge, an alleyway...
Like, we pray where people do drugs. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
Like, we pray where people do drugs.
You ever, like, kick a needle, put down a mat? - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
You ever, like, kick a needle, put down a mat?
There's two dudes on the mat with me, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:11
There's two dudes on the mat with me,
And they're saying, "Brother, let's fly to Allah." - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:07
And they're saying, "Brother, let's fly to Al...
So when your parents use it against you, it's hard. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
So when your parents use it against you, it's hard.
And when you're a kid, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:07
And when you're a kid,
'Cause this guy is... - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
'Cause this guy is...
Best book I ever read." - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:11
Best book I ever read."
My dad says the weirdest lie I've ever heard. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
My dad says the weirdest lie I've ever heard.
Walks up to the teacher and goes, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:10
Walks up to the teacher and goes,
And then he goes, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
And then he goes,
All 'cause of my lie, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:07
All 'cause of my lie,
It was really like-- and it--and it never-- - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:14
It was really like-- and it--and it never--
But all my guilt, it all started with Gandhi. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
But all my guilt, it all started with Gandhi.