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The only thing that would've scared me more
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Ramy Youssef: More Feelings

The only thing thatwould've scared me more is an American flag

The only thing that
would've scared me more is an American flag

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The only thing that would've scared me more
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is an American flag.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:10
Uploaded
Apr 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Cairo Cowboy,A24,American Light & Fixture

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Movie Summary

Ramy Youssef returns to the stage to offer his unique reflections on our divided world, the unexpected perils of charitable giving, and more.
Can you imagine seeing an American flag inside? - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:08
Can you imagine seeing an American flag inside?
It can't just be fucking hanging out under an LED. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
It can't just be fucking hanging out under an LED.
I--that flag, if I see any of those, I'm just like, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:11
I--that flag, if I see any of those, I'm just like,
Like, that feels like the stakes when I'm watching. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:08
Like, that feels like the stakes when I'm watching.
They're way too passionate about this. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
They're way too passionate about this.
And I'm horny, so I'm trying to justify it. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
And I'm horny, so I'm trying to justify it.
Like, I'm looking at it, and I'm like, she-- - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
Like, I'm looking at it, and I'm like, she--
So I'm like, OK, when she comes back, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
So I'm like, OK, when she comes back,
And I'm ready, but then there's this part of my brain - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:10
And I'm ready, but then there's this part of my br...
They'll be like, "In 19--da-da-da-da." - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:07
They'll be like, "In 19--da-da-da-da."
Like, what the--what are you talking about?" - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:09
Like, what the--what are you talking about?"
I'm not even saying that-- - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
I'm not even saying that--
Like, every time I read, the only thing I can - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:08
Like, every time I read, the only thing I can
Like--like, I'll read a page, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:08
Like--like, I'll read a page,
Three pages in, all I'm thinking is, - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:08
Three pages in, all I'm thinking is,
"Dude, I'm a book guy. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
"Dude, I'm a book guy.
I'm like, "Boys, time to read. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:05
I'm like, "Boys, time to read.
"We gotta read, dude, like, it's just--it's-- - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:11
"We gotta read, dude, like, it's just--it's--
Every single time I read, I fall asleep - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:14
Every single time I read, I fall asleep
Biggest lie I ever told as a kid was about reading. - Ramy Youssef: More Feelings 00:06
Biggest lie I ever told as a kid was about reading.