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"Rango" quotes

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Rango is an ordinary chameleon who accidentally winds up in the town of Dirt, a lawless outpost in the Wild West in desperate need of a new sheriff.

Director: Gore Verbinski
Writer: John Logan, John Logan (story), Gore Verbinski (story), James Ward Byrkit (story)
Production: Paramount Pictures
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $123,188,232
Released: 04 Mar 2011
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. Another 45 wins & 25 nominations.
You stupid lizard - Rango 00:57 You stupid lizard No man can walk out on his own story - Rango 00:05 No man can walk out on his own story L couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you - Rango 00:06 L couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you What was that for - Rango 00:18 What was that for Sign the damn paper woman - Rango 00:09 Sign the damn paper woman What Now remember son - Rango 00:08 What Now remember son Ls this heaven - Rango 00:07 Ls this heaven Crunchy creamy cookie candy cupcake - Rango 00:08 Crunchy creamy cookie candy cupcake L will blow that ugly right off your face - Rango 00:04 L will blow that ugly right off your face L think the metaphor broke my spleen - Rango 00:05 L think the metaphor broke my spleen L see you're consulting with the spirits - Rango 00:08 L see you're consulting with the spirits What exactly are we going to do now - Rango 00:17 What exactly are we going to do now You ain't from around here are you - Rango 00:34 You ain't from around here are you Thespians That's illegal in seven states - Rango 00:05 Thespians That's illegal in seven states All right folks stand back clear the area - Rango 00:13 All right folks stand back clear the area Reptiles got to stick together right my brother - Rango 00:08 Reptiles got to stick together right my brother That ain't nothing l coughed up a whole tribe of pygmies - Rango 00:21 That ain't nothing l coughed up a whole tribe of... Say a few words to the Spirit of the West - Rango 00:35 Say a few words to the Spirit of the West One bullet - Rango 00:11 One bullet What do we do now Sheriff - Rango 00:25 What do we do now Sheriff Ain't no hawk - Rango 00:31 Ain't no hawk What was that you said - Rango 00:09 What was that you said Just take care of that for you - Rango 00:08 Just take care of that for you Control the water and you control everything - Rango 00:15 Control the water and you control everything Put her down - Rango 00:09 Put her down You kill bird - Rango 00:31 You kill bird So you want something to believe in Spoons - Rango 00:15 So you want something to believe in Spoons You sure you're fit for duty there soldier - Rango 00:17 You sure you're fit for duty there soldier And until the people ofAndromeda Five - Rango 00:07 And until the people ofAndromeda Five Unless he controls the water - Rango 00:07 Unless he controls the water Lf l see your face in this town again - Rango 00:10 Lf l see your face in this town again Beans you've been like a niece to me ever since your daddy - Rango 00:11 Beans you've been like a niece to me ever since your... Sheriff you're going to bring that water back aren't you - Rango 00:07 Sheriff you're going to bring that water back... Lt is not a rash lt is a birthmark - Rango 00:05 Lt is not a rash lt is a birthmark What's he doing now - Rango 00:06 What's he doing now That's for my gun That's gun lotion - Rango 00:05 That's for my gun That's gun lotion You and the Sheriff are more alike than you think - Rango 00:11 You and the Sheriff are more alike than you think Lt's almost noon ls everything ready - Rango 00:11 Lt's almost noon ls everything ready Hello Beans Hello Angelique - Rango 00:05 Hello Beans Hello Angelique That's right We all know what we have to do now - Rango 00:14 That's right We all know what we have to do now You got a lot of nerve showing up here lawman What is it you want - Rango 00:15 You got a lot of nerve showing up here lawman What is it you... Our new sheriff has been playing the hero for so long - Rango 00:08 Our new sheriff has been playing the hero for so long Loofah Ezekiel Jedidiah - Rango 00:29 Loofah Ezekiel Jedidiah Dearly beloved - Rango 00:14 Dearly beloved L'd like a glass of water - Rango 00:21 L'd like a glass of water Where are your friends now amigo - Rango 00:05 Where are your friends now amigo Look l need water hydration My teeth are chapped - Rango 00:28 Look l need water hydration My teeth are chapped Are you - Rango 00:34 Are you He wants a glass of water - Rango 00:04 He wants a glass of water And so the lizard completes his journey - Rango 00:24 And so the lizard completes his journey Who am I - Rango 00:08 Who am I Get your slimy webbed phalanges off my boots - Rango 00:05 Get your slimy webbed phalanges off my boots So you made it - Rango 00:27 So you made it Hello brother - Rango 00:08 Hello brother Beans Hold on Don't worry l got a plan - Rango 00:13 Beans Hold on Don't worry l got a plan Now we ride - Rango 00:05 Now we ride Now we ride - Rango 00:05 Now we ride Oh Mr Rango - Rango 00:05 Oh Mr Rango And so the lizard completes his journey - Rango 00:25 And so the lizard completes his journey No need to panic but l think you just swallowed plan B - Rango 00:07 No need to panic but l think you just swallowed plan B But there was nothing in it - Rango 00:04 But there was nothing in it It only takes one bullet You ain't got the nerve - Rango 00:32 It only takes one bullet You ain't got the nerve You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery - Rango 00:35 You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery Control the water - Rango 00:07 Control the water Do what he says or,
by all the fires of the black pit, - Rango 00:30 Do what he says or, by all the fires of the black pit, -Don't move!
-Not moving. - Rango 00:31 -Don't move! -Not moving. Evening, ladies. - Rango 00:21 Evening, ladies. Golden guardians. - Rango 00:08 Golden guardians. Hand me your gun, Sheriff. - Rango 00:09 Hand me your gun, Sheriff. Headache. - Rango 00:08 Headache. Hello, brother. - Rango 00:07 Hello, brother. Here in the Mojave Desert, - Rango 00:19 Here in the Mojave Desert, I am sensing hostility. - Rango 00:05 I am sensing hostility. I appreciate how difficult
this is for you, Beans. - Rango 00:14 I appreciate how difficult this is for you, Beans. Come now, Mr Rango. - Rango 00:09 Come now, Mr Rango. My fellow Dirtonians. - Rango 00:15 My fellow Dirtonians. Now, amigos! - Rango 00:11 Now, amigos! I suggest we take evasive action! - Rango 00:11 I suggest we take evasive action! Thatjust don't make no sense.
Without water, that land is useless. - Rango 00:29 Thatjust don't make no sense. Without water, that land ... The time has come, my friends.
The time that was foretold! - Rango 00:24 The time has come, my friends. The time that was foretold! We have a newcomer
amongst us today, my friends. - Rango 00:16 We have a newcomer amongst us today, my friends. Who am I? - Rango 00:07 Who am I? I'd like a glass of water. - Rango 00:21 I'd like a glass of water. I'm gonna blow so many holes in you,
your guts'll be leaking lead! - Rango 00:09 I'm gonna blow so many holes in you, your guts'll ... I'm gonna skin you alive, boy! I'm gonna
whup you like a red-headed stepchild! - Rango 00:31 I'm gonna skin you alive, boy! I'm gonna whup you ... It only takes one bullet. - Rango 00:17 It only takes one bullet. -It's his fault!
-It's the newcomer! - Rango 00:32 -It's his fault! -It's the newcomer! Jake! - Rango 00:17 Jake! Let me get that before you... - Rango 00:20 Let me get that before you...

Cast

Rango - Johnny Depp
Beans - Isla Fisher
Priscilla - Abigail Breslin
Mayor - Ned Beatty
Roadkill - Alfred Molina