Rango quotes

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Rango is a pet chameleon always on the lookout for action and adventure, except the fake kind, where he directs it and acts in it. After a car accident, he winds up in an old western town called Dirt. What this town needs the most is water, but they also need a hero and a sheriff. The thirsty Rango instantly takes on the role of both and selfishly agrees to take on the case of their missing water.

Director: Gore Verbinski
Writer: John Logan, John Logan (story), Gore Verbinski (story), James Ward Byrkit (story)
Production: Paramount Pictures
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $123,188,232
Released: 04 Mar 2011
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. Another 45 wins & 25 nominations.


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Clips & Quotes

No man can walk out of his own story - screenshot from movie Rango
00:14
No man can walk out of his own story
I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you - screenshot from movie Rango
00:18
I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you
Sign the damn paper - screenshot from movie Rango
00:17
Sign the damn paper
What was that for - screenshot from movie Rango
00:52
What was that for
We'd be eatin' Pop Tarts with Kim Novak - screenshot from movie Rango
00:15
We'd be eatin' Pop Tarts with Kim Novak
Eat your veggies - screenshot from movie Rango
00:20
Eat your veggies
I will blow that ugly right off your face - screenshot from movie Rango
00:15
I will blow that ugly right off your face
Let's take it from the top - screenshot from movie Rango
00:20
Let's take it from the top
You ain't from around here - screenshot from movie Rango
01:44
You ain't from around here
I think the metaphor broke my spleen - screenshot from movie Rango
00:14
I think the metaphor broke my spleen
It means I'm ready to mate - screenshot from movie Rango
00:22
It means I'm ready to mate
What exactly are we gonna do now - screenshot from movie Rango
00:19
What exactly are we gonna do now
The Spirit of the West - screenshot from movie Rango
02:48
The Spirit of the West
Us reptiles gotta stick together - screenshot from movie Rango
00:22
Us reptiles gotta stick together
I tip my hat to you - screenshot from movie Rango
00:15
I tip my hat to you
This is a crime scene - screenshot from movie Rango
00:37
This is a crime scene
Where are we going - screenshot from movie Rango
00:18
Where are we going
That ain't nothin' - screenshot from movie Rango
00:51
That ain't nothin'
That's illegal in seven states - screenshot from movie Rango
00:13
That's illegal in seven states
Ain't nothin' but bats - screenshot from movie Rango
00:30
Ain't nothin' but bats
You stupid lizard - screenshot from movie Rango
00:57
You stupid lizard
I'll take care of that for you - screenshot from movie Rango
00:13
I'll take care of that for you
No one will believe you even existed - screenshot from movie Rango
00:19
No one will believe you even existed
And you control everything - screenshot from movie Rango
00:34
And you control everything
Are you sure you're fit for duty there - screenshot from movie Rango
00:38
Are you sure you're fit for duty there
That's for my gun - screenshot from movie Rango
00:14
That's for my gun
That's just about the size of it - screenshot from movie Rango
00:17
That's just about the size of it
He means Rattlesnake Jake - screenshot from movie Rango
00:58
He means Rattlesnake Jake
So you want something to believe in - screenshot from movie Rango
00:29
So you want something to believe in
Like a monkey's bladder - screenshot from movie Rango
00:15
Like a monkey's bladder
I'm going to slice it off and use it to wipe my unmentionables - screenshot from movie Rango
00:26
I'm going to slice it off and use it to wipe my...
You've been like a niece to me and ever since your daddy - screenshot from movie Rango
00:26
You've been like a niece to me and ever since your daddy
You are going to bring that water back - screenshot from movie Rango
00:19
You are going to bring that water back
I will not sell my ranch - screenshot from movie Rango
00:24
I will not sell my ranch
What's he doing now - screenshot from movie Rango
00:16
What's he doing now
You and the sheriff are more alike than you think - screenshot from movie Rango
00:30
You and the sheriff are more alike than you think
He wants a glass of water - screenshot from movie Rango
00:12
He wants a glass of water
And that would be - screenshot from movie Rango
00:19
And that would be
It is not a rash - screenshot from movie Rango
00:14
It is not a rash
What is it that you want - screenshot from movie Rango
00:38
What is it that you want
Our new sheriff has been playing the hero for so long - screenshot from movie Rango
00:25
Our new sheriff has been playing the hero for so long
This ain't the bank - screenshot from movie Rango
01:01
This ain't the bank
It's almost noon - screenshot from movie Rango
00:26
It's almost noon
We are gathered here today to honor this man - screenshot from movie Rango
00:29
We are gathered here today to honor this man
I'd like a glass of water - screenshot from movie Rango
00:29
I'd like a glass of water
Where are your friends - screenshot from movie Rango
00:12
Where are your friends
My teeth are chapped - screenshot from movie Rango
01:04
My teeth are chapped

Cast

Rango - Johnny Depp
Beans - Isla Fisher
Priscilla - Abigail Breslin
Mayor - Ned Beatty
Roadkill - Alfred Molina
Rattlesnake Jake - Bill Nighy
Balthazar - Harry Dean Stanton
Spirit of the West - Timothy Olyphant
Bad Bill - Ray Winstone
Ambrose - Ian Abercrombie
Wounded Bird - Gil Birmingham
Angelique - Claudia Black
Buford - Blake Clark
Elgin - John Cothran
Delilah - Patrika Darbo
Señor Flan - Mariachi Accordion - George DelHoyo
Lucky (voice) - Maile Flanagan
Elbows (voice) - Charles Fleischer
Bonnie (voice) - Beth Grant
Jedidiah - Ryan Hurst
Chorizo (voice) - Hemky Madera
Spoons - Alex Manugian
Parsons (voice) - Mark 'Crash' McCreery
Rock-Eye - Joe Nunez
Hazel Moats - Christopher L. Parson
Furgus - Lew Temple
Boo / Cletus / Fresca / Miss Daisy (voice) - Alanna Ubach
Sergeant Turley - Gore Verbinski
Melonee (voice) - Kym Whitley
Sod Buster (voice) - Keith Campbell
(voice) - Hope Levy