Rat Race quotes

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Donald P. Sinclair has placed six separate gold coins in different slot machines in his casino. The lucky six who find these coins discover an opportunity of a lifetime. The chance to own $2 million. Locked up in a locker in New Mexico, these six contestants must now race each other, to be the first to the cash. There are no rules in place and everything that could possibly happen, does. Whilst, behind the scenes, Sinclair's associates are placing their bets.

Director: Jerry Zucker
Writer: Andy Breckman
Production: Rat Race USA Inc., Paramount Pictures, Alphaville Films, Seven Arts Pictures
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $56,618,055
Released: 17 Aug 2001
Awards: 3 nominations.


50 Clips & Quotes

How about a pit stop - Rat Race 00:48 How about a pit stop We're hauling ass - Rat Race 00:27 We're hauling ass I can't believe it - Rat Race 00:43 I can't believe it Thank you all for coming - Rat Race 01:42 Thank you all for coming I'm Donald Sinclair - Rat Race 01:42 I'm Donald Sinclair What's this  110 - Rat Race 01:46 What's this 110 I am Enrico Pollini - Rat Race 00:28 I am Enrico Pollini I have lost my heart many times before - Rat Race 00:25 I have lost my heart many times before Your daughter has to go to the bathroom - Rat Race 00:34 Your daughter has to go to the bathroom Isn't this wonderful - Rat Race 00:28 Isn't this wonderful I'm prairie dogging it - Rat Race 00:36 I'm prairie dogging it What can I do for you - Rat Race 01:01 What can I do for you We should've bought a squirrel - Rat Race 00:30 We should've bought a squirrel We're not crazy - Rat Race 00:30 We're not crazy Where did you get that - Rat Race 00:58 Where did you get that You could break your neck - Rat Race 00:19 You could break your neck Where the hell is the airport - Rat Race 00:13 Where the hell is the airport I saw the whole thing - Rat Race 00:19 I saw the whole thing But I still do't think she's gonna hold - Rat Race 01:27 But I still do't think she's gonna hold So what's wrong with her - Rat Race 00:33 So what's wrong with her One of us has to be the victim - Rat Race 00:40 One of us has to be the victim They should have bought a squirrel - Rat Race 00:14 They should have bought a squirrel But great things happen all at once - Rat Race 00:25 But great things happen all at once We don't have any sand - Rat Race 00:16 We don't have any sand I am getting goose pimples - Rat Race 00:12 I am getting goose pimples Did I come at a bad time - Rat Race 00:12 Did I come at a bad time I'm gonna get you - Rat Race 00:15 I'm gonna get you I think this is some kind of scam - Rat Race 00:14 I think this is some kind of scam It's some sort of joke - Rat Race 00:50 It's some sort of joke They make crackerjack pets - Rat Race 00:19 They make crackerjack pets Would you be interested in purchasing liability insurance - Rat Race 00:19 Would you be interested in purchasing liability insurance He ruined our whole vacation - Rat Race 00:13 He ruined our whole vacation That's why you're not going to get drafted - Rat Race 01:30 That's why you're not going to get drafted Let's hit the phones out there and crank it up - Rat Race 00:25 Let's hit the phones out there and crank it up What's going on - Rat Race 01:04 What's going on You let go of this bag - Rat Race 01:04 You let go of this bag Barbie joined the SS in 1935 - Rat Race 01:14 Barbie joined the SS in 1935 This is Hitler's car - Rat Race 00:11 This is Hitler's car I do not want to work at Home Depot - Rat Race 00:14 I do not want to work at Home Depot What do you mean that's it - Rat Race 00:23 What do you mean that's it Look at all this food - Rat Race 00:30 Look at all this food We came in a rocket car - Rat Race 00:12 We came in a rocket car I think we just killed him - Rat Race 00:21 I think we just killed him I am not a bus driver - Rat Race 01:03 I am not a bus driver I really like your dike - Rat Race 00:12 I really like your dike What is he doing - Rat Race 00:29 What is he doing We have a midsized Caprice - Rat Race 00:19 We have a midsized Caprice What are you doing - Rat Race 00:44 What are you doing I'll ram this helicopter down your throat - Rat Race 00:44 I'll ram this helicopter down your throat You just want one copy - Rat Race 01:14 You just want one copy

Cast

Nick Schaffer - Breckin Meyer
Hotel Clerk - Jenica Bergere
Owen Templeton - Cuba Gooding Jr.
Casino Bartender - Carrie Diamond
Guy at Bar - Douglas Haase
Fox Sportscaster - Chris Myers
Fox Sportscaster - Kevin Frazier
Duane Cody - Seth Green
Gloria Allred - Gloria Allred
Blaine Cody - Vince Vieluf
Witness in Crowd - Renée Lee
Cocktail Waitress - Corinna Jones
Cocktail Waitress - Jane C. Walsh
Merrill Jennings - Lanei Chapman
Vera Baker - Whoopi Goldberg
Kimberly Pear - Jillian Marie
Randy Pear - Jon Lovitz
Beverly Pear - Kathy Najimy
Jason Pear - Brody Smith
Guest Services Clerk - Mallory Sandler
Enrico Pollini - Rowan Atkinson
Donald P. Sinclair - John Cleese
High Roller - Gerard Plunkett
Harold Grisham - Dave Thomas
High Roller - Martin Evans
High Roller - L. Harvey Gold
High Roller - David LeReaney
High Roller - Andy Maton
High Roller - Manoj Sood
High Roller - Phillip Tsui
High Roller - Allan Lysell
Gus the Cabbie - Paul Rodriguez
Other Cabbie - Marcos Menendez
Charter Pilot - Joel Hurt Jones
Ticket Agent - Catherine Schreiber
Tracy Faucet - Amy Smart
Man in Line - Daryl Sullivan
Air Traffic Controller - Kevin Rothery
U Rent It Clerk - Jake Bendel
Rental Car Trainee - Guy Cohen
Rental Car Manager - Susan Breslau
Skinhead Tour Guide - Steven Tingle
Shawn Kent - Dean Cain
Lucy Bus Driver - Paul Hayes
Skinhead Tour Guide - Jared Van Snellenberg
Deep Voiced Lucy - Christopher Peterson
Asian Lucy - Roxanne Wong
Elderly Lucy - Charlotte Zucker
Girl in Lobby - Kate Zucker
Boy in Lobby - Bob Zucker
Sleeping Trooper - Deryl Hayes
Biker Woman - Joanne Resnick
Zack Mallozzi - Wayne Knight
Veteran with Gun - Gene LeBell
Mechanic - David Powledge
Caterer - John Duerler
Press Spokesman - Mike Garibaldi
Engineer - Vic Chao
Test Driver - Rick Cramer
Rainbow House Nurse - Colleen Camp
Truck Driver - Junior Ray
Monster Truck Driver - Marty Antonini
Baby on Train - Tyler Gauthier
Baby on Train - Matthew Gauthier
Pierced Girl - Tristin Leffler
Stewardess - Gillian Skupa
Smash Mouth (Guitar - Greg Camp
Smash Mouth - Bass - Paul De Lisle
Smash Mouth (Lead Singer) - Steve Harwell
Smash Mouth Band Percussion - Marc Cervantes
Smash Mouth Band Keyboards - Michael Klooster
Feed the Earth Spokesman - Rance Howard
Feed the Earth Spokeswoman - Lucy Lee Flippin
Feed the Earth Girl - Jennifer Rugamas
Smash Mouth Band Drums - Michael Urbano
Feed the Earth Boy - Mason Jones
Chase Scene Victim - Bonnie Joy Ashley
Fire-In-Hair Lucy - Carolyn Anderson
Concert Guard - Robert Baier
Vietnam Vet - Jon A. Barnes
The Squirrel Lady - Kathy Bates
Passenger in Line - Andre Body
Crazy Lucy #40 - Julie Boucher
Upscale Passenger - Greg Bronson
Crazy Lucy #29 - Yvette Dudley-Neuman
Indian Guy with Phone - Abdul Goznobi
Hotel Waiter - Marty Hanenberg
State Trooper - John Hanks
Bystander #1 - Sara Jean Hughes
Man in Line - Scott G. Jackson
Biker with Randy - Jacque Lawson
High Roller - John Dylan Louie
Mental Patient - Bart McCarthy
Concert goer - Paul McMichael
Passenger in Line - Rusty Meyers
Charleen - Julie Michaels
Gambler - Andrei Mignea
Psychiatric Patient - Lucille M. Oliver
Bartender - Rod Padmos
Gambler - Bob Pepper
State Trooper Rossi - Craig Richards
Football Captain - Edward C.K. Richardson III
Double for Jon Lovitz - Richard Rossi
Lucy - Karen Ryan
Pedestrian #2 - Michael A. Tessiero
Beautiful Woman #2 - Kyla Wise