Confederate... confederate... THROW THE BALL! That's why you're not going to get drafted!...

Gus the Cabbie: [listening to football on cab's radio] Confederate... confederate... THROW THE BALL! That's why you're not going to get drafted! You'll be lucky to play arena football in Barcelona! Gus the Cabbie: [to Owen] You like football? Owen Templeton: [nervously] Sure. Gus the Cabbie: Did you happen to catch that, uh, Dallas game last week? You can't really call it a game, it was more of an obscenity, a crime against football. I lost twenty grand on that game! And they would have won! Now I gotta work TWO shifts because of that idiot! I mean, Stevie Wonder coulda done a better job callin' that game.

- Looks to his left. - Get rid of it. Throw the ball! That's why you're not gonna get drafted! You'll be lucky to play arena football in Barcelona! - You like football? - Sure. Did you happen to catch that Dallas game last week? It was an obscenity. It was a crime against football. I lost 20 grand on that game! And they would have won! Now I gotta work two shifts because of that idiot! Stevie Wonder could have done a better job calling that game. Where the hell's the airport? One flip of the coin and the franchise goes straight down the crapper. - That'll be 10.50, buddy. - Keep the change. Thanks a lot. You have a nice flight. Yeah! You know who that was? That was the ref. The guy from the game? The coin toss! Oh, my God! You're right! That was him! I had him in the cab, and I let him go! - Where are we going? - We gotta go. Come on. Just go. - Go, go, go, go, go. - Chumps.