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No, child, I am completely blind.But you can'tdrive a van if you're blind!

No, child, I am completely blind.But you can't
drive a van if you're blind!

Full Transcript

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No, child,
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I am completely blind.But you can't drive a van if you're blind!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:57
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A girl rescues a rat, which the malevolent burgerman wants to make into a burger and sell to the local school children and people.
Very safely. In the whole 27 years I've been driving, - Ratburger 00:06
Very safely. In the whole 27 years I've been driving,
I was about to deep fry a live rat - Ratburger 00:09
I was about to deep fry a live rat
My mallet fell out of my hand and into the fryer - Ratburger 00:10
My mallet fell out of my hand and into the fryer
Disgusting.They were delicious, actually, with some salt and pepper. - Ratburger 00:06
Disgusting.They were delicious, actually, with some salt and...
Ah. Miss Tina, - Ratburger 00:05
Ah. Miss Tina,
My two most favouritest customers. - Ratburger 00:04
My two most favouritest customers.
BOTH: Hi, Raj. I'm so looking forward to seeing Zoe and Armitage up on the stage. - Ratburger 00:06
BOTH: Hi, Raj. I'm so looking forward to seeing Zoe and...
FANFARE PLAYS - Ratburger 00:05
FANFARE PLAYS
Um...welcome to Our School's Got Abil-i-ties. - Ratburger 00:06
Um...welcome to Our School's Got Abil-i-ties.
This is your chance to show us your skills. - Ratburger 00:04
This is your chance to show us your skills.
Now, as the sole judge, I know it's going to be very hard to pick a winner, - Ratburger 00:07
Now, as the sole judge, I know it's going to be very ha...
Thank you, Miss Maxwell. And so, without further ado...No sign of Zoe.What are we gonna do? - Ratburger 00:08
Thank you, Miss Maxwell. And so, without further ado...No si...
'ey! Can't you read? No children. No Europeans. - Ratburger 00:06
'ey! Can't you read? No children. No Europeans.
I need to talk to my dad.I couldn't give a stuff, love.I'll report you for allowing underage drinkers. - Ratburger 00:05
I need to talk to my dad.I couldn't give a stuff, love....
Oh, Zoe. What are you doing here? You were asleep.Too many nightshifts.I need your help. - Ratburger 00:07
Oh, Zoe. What are you doing here? You were asleep.Too many n...
A man wants to turn my pet rat into a burger.Come off it, Zoe. - Ratburger 00:04
A man wants to turn my pet rat into a burger.Come off it, Zo...
Nobody serves food like that. Do they?Oh...no, no. Of course not, pal. - Ratburger 00:06
Nobody serves food like that. Do they?Oh...no, no. Of course...
Dad, have I ever lied to you?No. And have I ever complained to you, - Ratburger 00:08
Dad, have I ever lied to you?No. And have I ever complained ...
Even though you married the worst woman in the world and she made my life a misery.No, not once. - Ratburger 00:05
Even though you married the worst woman in the world and she...
I'm sorry. I just wanted you to have a new mum. - Ratburger 00:05
I'm sorry. I just wanted you to have a new mum.