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An uptight teenage prodigy enters a top engineering college, but feels awkward among the freewheeling students. When a professor aims to turn their laser project into a military weapon, he and his offbeat roommate plot to ruin the pl

Director: Martha Coolidge
Writer: Neal Israel, Pat Proft, PJ Torokvei
Production: N/A
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $12,952,019
Released: 07 Aug 1985
Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations
What does it look like - Real Genius 00:15 What does it look like Let's go girls What does that mean - Real Genius 00:15 Let's go girls What does that mean You wanted to see me - Real Genius 00:12 You wanted to see me I think I intimidate other kids - Real Genius 00:11 I think I intimidate other kids What if these don't fool anybody - Real Genius 00:08 What if these don't fool anybody Are you out of your mind - Real Genius 01:12 Are you out of your mind This is coherent light - Real Genius 00:14 This is coherent light Welcome to Pacific Tech's  Smart People on Ice - Real Genius 00:12 Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People on Ice Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself - Real Genius 00:14 Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself Because I'm here - Real Genius 00:18 Because I'm here It's easy to lie to you - Real Genius 00:19 It's easy to lie to you Interesting way to begin a conversation - Real Genius 00:12 Interesting way to begin a conversation Did you wanna borrow my pajamas - Real Genius 00:10 Did you wanna borrow my pajamas It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy - Real Genius 00:11 It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I... You unbelievable bastard - Real Genius 00:10 You unbelievable bastard How do these look - Real Genius 00:09 How do these look Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem - Real Genius 00:12 Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design... I guess it goes from God - Real Genius 00:16 I guess it goes from God Compared to you - Real Genius 00:19 Compared to you Kent puts his name on his license plate - Real Genius 00:15 Kent puts his name on his license plate It's a moral imperative - Real Genius 00:08 It's a moral imperative I'll catch up with you guys - Real Genius 00:10 I'll catch up with you guys Ick invented a new virus and we're going to release it in Kent's room - Real Genius 00:25 Ick invented a new virus and we're going to release it... Hey how's it going - Real Genius 00:45 Hey how's it going Now if we can just keep it from exploding - Real Genius 00:23 Now if we can just keep it from exploding What's Einstein really like - Real Genius 00:07 What's Einstein really like You  are  Chris Knight - Real Genius 00:12 You are Chris Knight Where's the laser - Real Genius 00:16 Where's the laser That is so unfair - Real Genius 00:13 That is so unfair It's a penis stretcher - Real Genius 00:23 It's a penis stretcher Not emotionally - Real Genius 00:49 Not emotionally I didn't notice - Real Genius 00:11 I didn't notice If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave - Real Genius 00:26 If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be... Only when chased - Real Genius 00:08 Only when chased A bit of advice - Real Genius 00:26 A bit of advice What's that smell - Real Genius 00:21 What's that smell Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts - Real Genius 00:15 Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very... Particularly your slippers - Real Genius 00:13 Particularly your slippers What are you looking at - Real Genius 00:11 What are you looking at And from now on - Real Genius 00:18 And from now on What should I do - Real Genius 00:14 What should I do Moles and trolls - Real Genius 00:30 Moles and trolls I used to be you - Real Genius 00:16 I used to be you That's your car - Real Genius 00:35 That's your car What do you think - Real Genius 00:25 What do you think I'm gonna make it up to you - Real Genius 00:32 I'm gonna make it up to you Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in - Real Genius 00:49 Considering the type of people you are and the environment... Do you mind if I name my first child after you - Real Genius 00:08 Do you mind if I name my first child after you And I suppose you're in on this too - Real Genius 00:20 And I suppose you're in on this too Then I'm happy and sad for you - Real Genius 00:18 Then I'm happy and sad for you Did you know there's a guy living in our closet - Real Genius 00:38 Did you know there's a guy living in our closet I got a haircut - Real Genius 00:13 I got a haircut Are you ashamed of me - Real Genius 00:30 Are you ashamed of me Why is that toy on your head - Real Genius 00:21 Why is that toy on your head Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life - Real Genius 00:14 Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life You're all a bunch of degenerates - Real Genius 00:12 You're all a bunch of degenerates I'll gain weight - Real Genius 00:09 I'll gain weight This is what happens to water when it gets too cold - Real Genius 00:15 This is what happens to water when it gets too cold If there's anything I can do for you   or - Real Genius 00:18 If there's anything I can do for you or He said he didn't feel like it - Real Genius 00:21 He said he didn't feel like it Something strange happened to me this morning - Real Genius 00:20 Something strange happened to me this morning What are you doing - Real Genius 00:23 What are you doing I don't know why - Real Genius 01:26 I don't know why The Crossbow Project - Real Genius 00:19 The Crossbow Project Our studies indicate the weapon is totally useless in warfare - Real Genius 00:48 Our studies indicate the weapon is totally useless in... Mitch and I were working on the cyanide system - Real Genius 02:37 Mitch and I were working on the cyanide system

Cast

Chris Knight - Val Kilmer
Mitch Taylor - Gabriel Jarret
Jordan Cochran - Michelle Meyrink
Prof. Jerry Hathaway - William Atherton
Lazlo Hollyfeld - Jon Gries