So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me...
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[Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house]
Chris Knight:
So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know.
Susan:
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight:
Not right now.
Susan:
A girl's gotta have her standards.
[She walks out]
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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.198
If there's ever anything I can do for you
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or to you you let me know
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Can you hammer a nail with your penis Not now
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A girl's gotta have her standards
Clip duration: 18 seconds
Views: 642
Timestamp in movie: 00h 54m 12s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance, sci-fi
Summary: An uptight teenage prodigy enters a top engineering college, but feels awkward among the freewheeling students. When a professor aims to turn their laser project into a military weapon, he and his offbeat roommate plot to ruin the pl
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00:30 Are you ashamed of me
00:14 What should I do
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00:38 Did you know there's a guy living in our closet
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00:13 I got a haircut
01:26 I don't know why
00:25 What do you think
00:16 I used to be you
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