No, I'm not married, I went through it on the other side. But it's the same thing!

Nick:
[shaking milk container he just took from fridge in Bob's Neighbor's house]
Oh, my God! It's only a third full! Bob:
What's wrong? Nick:
Gotta be at least three days old, Bob. Bob:
So ? Nick:
Well, when I went over to your house, in your refrigerator, I had some of the FRESHEST cottage cheese I ever tasted! And all your milk containers were full. Bob:
So what ! Nick:
Jesus, Bob, don't you see? The milkman is making extra stops at your house ! Your wife is home, alone, all day, by herself... [Bob takes a punch at Nick, who blocks and punches him in the face, then pins him on top of the kitchen table] Nick:
Bob, c'mon, I know what you're thinking, I know how you're feeling, I know what's going through your mind, Bob. He's got her in all different kinds of positions, she's telling him about your sexual inadequacies, they're laughing their heads off about it... aw, he's chasing your wife, through your house, with your shorts on his head... I know, Bob. I've been through that... Bob:
Your wife did that to you? Nick:
No, I'm not married, I went through it on the other side. But it's the same thing!