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"Reality Bites" quotes

Reality Bites poster
A documentary filmmaker and her fellow Generation X graduates face life after college, looking for work and love in Houston.

Director: Ben Stiller
Writer: Helen Childress
Production: N/A
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $20,982,557
Released: 18 Feb 1994
Awards: 2 nominations
Vian is  na ve  spelled backward - Reality Bites 00:14 Vian is na ve spelled backward I was really gonna be something by the age of twenty three - Reality Bites 00:36 I was really gonna be something by the age of twenty three There's no point to any of this - Reality Bites 00:31 There's no point to any of this Please leave your name number and a brief justification - Reality Bites 00:10 Please leave your name number and a brief justification Can you define irony - Reality Bites 00:08 Can you define irony Stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you - Reality Bites 00:14 Stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you Hello You've reached the winter of our discontent - Reality Bites 00:05 Hello You've reached the winter of our discontent I am not under any orders to make the world a better place - Reality Bites 00:05 I am not under any orders to make the world a better place I just don't - Reality Bites 00:26 I just don't And you might hate me forever - Reality Bites 00:08 And you might hate me forever I've wanted you like this for all these years - Reality Bites 00:06 I've wanted you like this for all these years I guess I'm I guess I'm uh - Reality Bites 00:11 I guess I'm I guess I'm uh Why don't you get a job at Burgerama They'll hire you - Reality Bites 00:22 Why don't you get a job at Burgerama They'll hire... Do you ever wish you were a lesbian - Reality Bites 00:21 Do you ever wish you were a lesbian But I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives - Reality Bites 00:17 But I'd like to somehow make a difference in... You want to be a band then be a goddamn band - Reality Bites 00:24 You want to be a band then be a goddamn band He's weird He's strange He's sloppy - Reality Bites 00:09 He's weird He's strange He's sloppy Lainie sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship - Reality Bites 00:07 Lainie sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship He's the reason why Cliff Notes were invented - Reality Bites 00:05 He's the reason why Cliff Notes were invented I have to work around here and unfortunately Troy - Reality Bites 00:08 I have to work around here and unfortunately Troy I am picking up some very strange vibes in here - Reality Bites 00:11 I am picking up some very strange vibes in here That if we can get two women on the Supreme Court - Reality Bites 00:07 That if we can get two women on the Supreme Court Welcome to the world of the emotionally immature - Reality Bites 00:09 Welcome to the world of the emotionally immature Don't bogart that can man - Reality Bites 00:14 Don't bogart that can man Would you two just do it and get it over with I'm starving - Reality Bites 00:06 Would you two just do it and get it over with I'm... You've been waiting for this since the day we met - Reality Bites 00:07 You've been waiting for this since the day we met You don't understand Every day all day - Reality Bites 00:35 You don't understand Every day all day Hello Can you hear me now - Reality Bites 00:04 Hello Can you hear me now Did he dazzle you - Reality Bites 00:12 Did he dazzle you You guys better not be inhaling - Reality Bites 00:04 You guys better not be inhaling I'm late for a jean folding seminar Let's locomote - Reality Bites 00:05 I'm late for a jean folding seminar Let's locomote I'm bursting with fruit flavor - Reality Bites 00:05 I'm bursting with fruit flavor Hey Sammy what's your goal - Reality Bites 00:10 Hey Sammy what's your goal I was told there'd be no math on this exam - Reality Bites 00:04 I was told there'd be no math on this exam Oh is this like a like a pirate operation - Reality Bites 00:10 Oh is this like a like a pirate operation Yeah this girl is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs - Reality Bites 00:04 Yeah this girl is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Welcome to the maxi pad - Reality Bites 00:03 Welcome to the maxi pad Ha ha ha Evian is naive spelled backwards - Reality Bites 00:07 Ha ha ha Evian is naive spelled backwards He'll just remove it for free - Reality Bites 00:09 He'll just remove it for free He's so cheesy I can't watch him without crackers - Reality Bites 00:13 He's so cheesy I can't watch him without crackers I'm not gonna work at the Gap for Christ's sake - Reality Bites 00:09 I'm not gonna work at the Gap for Christ's sake You look like You look like - Reality Bites 00:12 You look like You look like I have to tell you some thing - Reality Bites 00:17 I have to tell you some thing Sometimes I get that not so fresh feeling - Reality Bites 00:07 Sometimes I get that not so fresh feeling

Cast

Lelaina Pierce - Winona Ryder
Troy Dyer - Ethan Hawke
Vickie Miner - Janeane Garofalo
Sammy Gray - Steve Zahn
Michael Grates - Ben Stiller