I'd like to read my letter now. Dear Mother, I hope this letter finds you well. My father...

Cletus: I'd like to read my letter now. Dear Mother, I hope this letter finds you well. My father believed in vengeance, but I believe in love. I'm wanting to inform you of her extraordinary occurrence, an event which is impossible for you to know anything about. 20 years have passed since I entered the world in such heroic circumstances. With my father's passing, I have left his care, and gone in search of my family.
Joe: Come on, man, maybe you can save the rest until you get to your family.
Cletus: Yes. Two decades ago, my father extinguished the lives of two child murderers, at the Northland Medical Clinic.
Diane: [jumps up] What do you want?
Cletus: Pardon my reading, I am slow.
Diane: Oh I think you know *exactly* what you're doing.
Suzy: Mom? What's going on? Are you okay?
Diane: He's talking about an abortion clinic up in the city, HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS STUFF INTO MY HOUSE? ESPECIALLY ON CHRISTMAS DAY?
Scott: It is a Christian message.
Cletus: I mean no offense, I approach from a place of love.
Diane: You need to leave now.
Cletus: During my father's liberation of life, he came across...
Diane: Get out! Get him out! GET OUT!