"Red Dwarf" quotes
103 video clips
00:07 I've lost me pea
00:06 My brain's rebelled
00:12 It's all junk mail yours you know
00:18 A couple of days
00:08 A fallopian tube
is a musical instrument.
00:16 A towel, Sir.
00:07 After you,
after you, after you...
00:11 Ah!
00:06 And you don't give anything away.
00:18 Any joy, sir?
00:22 Anythin'?
00:23 Are we there yet?
00:26 Asclepius, are you ready
to rewrite the DNA?
00:22 BEEPING
Rimmer, what is that?
00:06 Buds, am I pleased to see you.
00:17 Can't believe we found me guitar.
00:24 Check this. That's no solar
storm. What the hell is it?
00:27 Coordinates locked and logged, sirs.
00:29 Death Ship and three Annihilators
at six o'clock, sirs.
00:07 Do you now accept that you
threw a 2 and a 1 and you lost th...
00:13 Don't get them mixed up, Bud.
00:16 (EXHALES)
00:06 Find something to do!!
00:14 Five!
00:24 Floor?
00:26 Have a look out of that porthole
there.
00:20 He just launched a
mining torpedo at him!
00:14 Head count down, what's going on?
Are you okay?
00:09 Here, boys, take me with you!
00:15 Hey!
00:11 His corridor has got
the best of everything!
00:06 How are we going
to get him demoted now?
00:07 How did you know who was who?
00:25 How hot was that lift?
00:17 How many cards do you wanna change?
00:18 How many cards you wanna change?
00:13 I wonder why it's called
"Asclepius".
00:14 If you miss, I get next go.
00:05 I'll get the other one!
00:19 It was a moose.
00:27 It's because I'm Hitler, isn't it?
00:32 It's me. Can I come in?
00:10 It's Sunday!
It worked!
00:12 Kryten! I want you to do
a resentment drain on Howard.
00:24 Kryten!
00:25 Lights!
00:16 LISTER: ♪ To Ganymede and Titan
Yes, sir, I've been aro...
00:31 Look at his eyes. They're
spinning beach balls of doom.
00:23 Looking at the EM spectrum, the
scatterings are off the scal...
00:22 More ship Intel
coming through via the hack.
00:06 Move, Kryten.
Go!
00:06 Mr Hampton, sir!
Resentment file! Neck port!
00:21 Mr Jesus, sir, good morning!
00:15 My Dominator, forgive me,
I implore you.
00:13 No way. Can someone help?!
00:28 Nothing of interest here.
Let's try the next one.
00:08 Okay!
I accept it!!
00:21 Ooh!
What was that?
00:17 Our own torpedoes
are on a collision course, Sire.
00:29 Planet up ahead.
00:16 Prepare your cleaning instruments.
00:06 RED DWARF - S11E04 - OFFICER RIMMER
In memory of J.H.S. SAS ...
00:07 Red Dwarf - Season 11 Episode 01 - TWENTICA
In memory of J.H...
00:16 Right!
00:29 Rimmsy, Rimmsy, Rimmsy!
00:06 See ya!
00:10 ♪ Seemed so wrong
00:05 Sir!
Are you okay?
00:05 Sir, let's fire them up
and get them out of here!
00:21 SNORES
00:28 Still nothing, sir?
00:13 Subbuteo tournament this weekend,
Kryten.
00:12 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells
http://UKsubtitles.ru.
00:28 The stasis booths are in there.
00:05 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
00:15 There, My Dominator.
00:14 There.
That should do it.
00:08 They're assuming the
shapes of household objects
00:16 They're gonna Kryten-ify us!
00:07 They've destabilised their
whole ship, all four bulkhea...
00:32 This is a nightmare.
00:10 Wait a minute!
00:06 Well, it's definitely not Kochanski.
00:05 Well lookee here!
Illegal contraband.
00:17 Well, we should let him rest, sirs.
He'll be raring to ...
00:17 We're 5 minutes from orbit.
00:20 We're updating to modern force!
00:14 What a very strange day.
00:31 What even is
a mid-life crisis?
Cast
Lister - Craig Charles
Cat - Danny John-Jules
Rimmer - Chris Barrie
Kryten - Robert Llewellyn
Holly - Norman Lovett