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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

# David Lister # Lister, ListyLister, Listy # Lister # David ListerLister, Listy # Lister,...

# David Lister # Lister, Listy
Lister, Listy # Lister # David Lister
Lister, Listy # Lister, Listy
Lister, Listy # Lister, Listy # Lister # Lister, Listy # Lister, Listy, Lister... # They've converted him!

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# David Lister
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# Lister, Listy Lister, Listy
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# David Lister Lister, Listy
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They've converted him!
Duration
21 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:13
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
I was particularly proud of one of the simulation scenarios - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:11
I was particularly proud of one of the simulation scenarios
Kryten, watch and learn! - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Kryten, watch and learn!
Right, you lot. I'm cutting straight to the chase. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Right, you lot. I'm cutting straight to the chase.
You've devoted your lives - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
You've devoted your lives
‘ Aarghg " Argh! - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
‘ Aarghg " Argh!
Did you know the landing retros swivel - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Did you know the landing retros swivel
That's all very well, but we don't have any fuel. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
That's all very well, but we don't have any fuel.
Well, according to the manual, Starbug is a hybrid, sir. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Well, according to the manual, Starbug is a hybrid, sir.
(WAGGLES SWITCH) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(WAGGLES SWITCH)
Well, it's electric. It doesn't make any engine noise, sir. It's already started. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Well, it's electric. It doesn't make any engine no...
However, as we don't know how long our journey might take, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
However, as we don't know how long our journey might ta...
Here is someone with a brain larger than a pea - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Here is someone with a brain larger than a pea
Not just you, sir. There's the air conditioning, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Not just you, sir. There's the air conditioning,
Are you outta your mind? We need those seat warmers. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Are you outta your mind? We need those seat warmers.
Er, sir, could I suggest you enter low-power mode? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Er, sir, could I suggest you enter low-power mode?
My vision's standard clef, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
My vision's standard clef,
But it's the only way to preserve what's left of Starbug's charge, sir. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
But it's the only way to preserve what's left of S...
(SIGHS) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
(SIGHS)
As the French philosopher René Descartes once said, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
As the French philosopher René Descartes once said,
The computer in your light bee does all your thinking for you. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
The computer in your light bee does all your thinking for yo...