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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

Don't tell me. The heated seatshave a massage function

Don't tell me. The heated seats
have a massage function

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Don't tell me. The heated seats have a massage function.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:08
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
(FAINTLY) # Lister, David Lister Lister, Listy - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:11
(FAINTLY) # Lister, David Lister Lister, Listy
Remembering your history with women, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Remembering your history with women,
Was said by no woman to you. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Was said by no woman to you.
As I'm a god, I forgive you for that. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
As I'm a god, I forgive you for that.
They're relying on me to pull some supernatural wonder - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
They're relying on me to pull some supernatural wonder
If they knew the truth, at least they'd stop depending on me - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
If they knew the truth, at least they'd stop depending ...
Dead because you didn't question the order to repair - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Dead because you didn't question the order to repair
My body may be dead, but my personality was resurrected - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
My body may be dead, but my personality was resurrected
And do you know why, out of the entire crew, I was selected to return? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
And do you know why, out of the entire crew, I was selected ...
Because I never think for myself, I obey orders, and I always carry a pen. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Because I never think for myself, I obey orders, and I alway...
Yeah - straight through the cremation curtain and into an urn. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Yeah - straight through the cremation curtain and into an ur...
It transformed my life - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
It transformed my life
I have some bad news. I think you should all sit down. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
I have some bad news. I think you should all sit down.
You see, well, the thing is... - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
You see, well, the thing is...
(EMOTIONALLY) He's the most wonderful, amazing man I've ever met! - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(EMOTIONALLY) He's the most wonderful, amazing man I�...
After everything you've clone for me, sir, I just couldn't. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
After everything you've clone for me, sir, I just could...
Er, last time, I told you Mr Lister was the most wonderful, amazing man. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Er, last time, I told you Mr Lister was the most wonderful, ...
That's not quite the whole picture. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
That's not quite the whole picture.
In fact, he's staggeringly incredible and stupendous too! - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
In fact, he's staggeringly incredible and stupendous to...
You tell them! I'm hopeless at telling them. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
You tell them! I'm hopeless at telling them.