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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

(DOOR BEEPS OPEN) (HEAVEN LY MUSIC) It's him! The Holy Poppadom!

(DOOR BEEPS OPEN) (HEAVEN LY MUSIC) It's him! The Holy Poppadom!

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(HEAVEN LY MUSIC)
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It's him! The Holy Poppadom!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:44
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
He has come back, as predicted by the Book 0f5meg/ - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
He has come back, as predicted by the Book 0f5meg/
We are fleeing - from the Feral Cats who seek to kill us - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
We are fleeing - from the Feral Cats who seek to kill us
Wait, do you think I'm some kind of god? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Wait, do you think I'm some kind of god?
Ever since I was a child, I've had three meals of vindaloo a day, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Ever since I was a child, I've had three meals of vinda...
Only then will we be rid of the evil inside of us. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Only then will we be rid of the evil inside of us.
Listen, there's been a massive misunderstanding - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
Listen, there's been a massive misunderstanding
It's as we always imagined. Truly humble. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
It's as we always imagined. Truly humble.
You have been such an inspiration to us, Holy Poppadom, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
You have been such an inspiration to us, Holy Poppadom,
- Fe ra ls? - Cats, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:10
- Fe ra ls? - Cats,
But fear not, Holy Poppadom, for we have stolen the Anubis Stone... - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
But fear not, Holy Poppadom, for we have stolen the Anubis S...
...which holds untold powers to whoever possesses it. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
...which holds untold powers to whoever possesses it.
A creature with the head of a cat who embalmed the dead. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
A creature with the head of a cat who embalmed the dead.
According to the scriptures, he who possesses the sacred stone - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
According to the scriptures, he who possesses the sacred sto...
On first look, I thought it was serendibite, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
On first look, I thought it was serendibite,
But on closer inspection, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
But on closer inspection,
We are so blessed to have finally met our Holy Poppadom. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
We are so blessed to have finally met our Holy Poppadom.
(CYMBALS PLAY) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:15
(CYMBALS PLAY)
# David, David Lister - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
# David, David Lister
Sir, if you tell them the truth, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Sir, if you tell them the truth,
Oh, you're right. Have to play along. Act like a god. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Oh, you're right. Have to play along. Act like a god.