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Dude, what you're suggesting is anatomically impossible
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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

Dude, what you're suggestingis anatomically impossible

Dude, what you're suggesting
is anatomically impossible

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Dude, what you're suggesting is anatomically impossible.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:14
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
Let me put it this way - - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Let me put it this way -
Wait a minute. Are you saying if I was a woman I wouldn't be hot? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Wait a minute. Are you saying if I was a woman I wouldn'...
Bud, if I was a woman, you wouldn't be in no plane, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Bud, if I was a woman, you wouldn't be in no plane,
Your tongue would be hanging out your mouth like an old dog. (PANTS) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:12
Your tongue would be hanging out your mouth like an old dog....
In fact, this whole crazy idea would have a better chance of working - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:10
In fact, this whole crazy idea would have a better chance of...
Wait, hold on. Are you saying that you'd make a hotter woman than me? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Wait, hold on. Are you saying that you'd make a hotter ...
Cat, I'm not gonna get in some stupid, macho - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Cat, I'm not gonna get in some stupid, macho
It's the brain, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
It's the brain,
I sometimes wonder if you behave like a cretin on purpose, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
I sometimes wonder if you behave like a cretin on purpose,
- Engaging lie mode. - (BEEP) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
- Engaging lie mode. - (BEEP)
- Engaging lie mode. - (BEEP) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
- Engaging lie mode. - (BEEP)
Not now, you rusty idiot. I need you. Follow me. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Not now, you rusty idiot. I need you. Follow me.
That green dot thing on the scanner screaming towards us - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
That green dot thing on the scanner screaming towards us
Well, it appears to be either some kind of ship, or a missile. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Well, it appears to be either some kind of ship, or a missil...
- (CRACKLING) - It's giving off - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
- (CRACKLING) - It's giving off
It's a long shot, sir, but have you considered turning up the volume? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
It's a long shot, sir, but have you considered turning ...
(LOUD CRACKLING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(LOUD CRACKLING)
Er, the phrase is based on the exploits of Aleck Hoag, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Er, the phrase is based on the exploits of Aleck Hoag,
That's as maybe. We still can't understand this message, though, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
That's as maybe. We still can't understand this me...
The phrase is in fact smarty-pants, sir. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
The phrase is in fact smarty-pants, sir.