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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

Engaging lie mode.- (BEEP) Lie mode engaged. Sir! I assure youmy acting like a cretin is...

Engaging lie mode.
- (BEEP) Lie mode engaged. Sir! I assure you
my acting like a cretin is no act

Full Transcript

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- Engaging lie mode. - (BEEP)
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Lie mode engaged. Sir! I assure you my acting like a cretin is no act.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:17
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
- Engaging lie mode. - (BEEP) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
- Engaging lie mode. - (BEEP)
Not now, you rusty idiot. I need you. Follow me. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Not now, you rusty idiot. I need you. Follow me.
That green dot thing on the scanner screaming towards us - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
That green dot thing on the scanner screaming towards us
Well, it appears to be either some kind of ship, or a missile. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Well, it appears to be either some kind of ship, or a missil...
- (CRACKLING) - It's giving off - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
- (CRACKLING) - It's giving off
It's a long shot, sir, but have you considered turning up the volume? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
It's a long shot, sir, but have you considered turning ...
(LOUD CRACKLING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(LOUD CRACKLING)
Er, the phrase is based on the exploits of Aleck Hoag, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Er, the phrase is based on the exploits of Aleck Hoag,
That's as maybe. We still can't understand this message, though, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
That's as maybe. We still can't understand this me...
The phrase is in fact smarty-pants, sir. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
The phrase is in fact smarty-pants, sir.
- It was first used in 19... - just fix the distortion - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
- It was first used in 19... - just fix the distortion
Distortion is usually caused by some form of interference - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Distortion is usually caused by some form of interference
Big words, my mechanoid friend, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:10
Big words, my mechanoid friend,
(BEEPING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:11
(BEEPING)
We've reached an age now where it's time to enjoy the home comforts - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
We've reached an age now where it's time to enjoy ...
Not board derelict ships - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Not board derelict ships
In fact, erase all memory of the distress call from your memory. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
In fact, erase all memory of the distress call from your mem...
- Yes, sir. - (BEEPING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
- Yes, sir. - (BEEPING)
Did you erase the SOS distress call from your memory? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Did you erase the SOS distress call from your memory?
Damn, why did I say that? Right, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
Damn, why did I say that? Right,