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Erasing distortion order, sir. - (BEEPING)
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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

Erasing distortion order, sir.- (BEEPING) What's the last thing you remember?

Erasing distortion order, sir.
- (BEEPING) What's the last thing you remember?

Full Transcript

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- Erasing distortion order, sir. - (BEEPING)
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What's the last thing you remember?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:35
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
How did I get here? We were in the corridor. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
How did I get here? We were in the corridor.
You see, I told you it wasn't alljunk in the sleeping quarters. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
You see, I told you it wasn't alljunk in the sleeping q...
I refuse to even step into that toxic cesspit of filth. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
I refuse to even step into that toxic cesspit of filth.
I bet people couldn't believe - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
I bet people couldn't believe
We're looking for a slot bigger than the Incredible Hulk's butt crack. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
We're looking for a slot bigger than the Incredible Hul...
I always wondered what this was for. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
I always wondered what this was for.
Higher, higher, higher, and push. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Higher, higher, higher, and push.
(WHIRRING AND BEEPING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
(WHIRRING AND BEEPING)
(DIAL-UP BEEPS) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
(DIAL-UP BEEPS)
My name is Holly - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 01:07
My name is Holly
And Lister - a human. Or so he maintains. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
And Lister - a human. Or so he maintains.
Are you aware of the role I perform, Hologram Ri/nmer? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Are you aware of the role I perform, Hologram Ri/nmer?
I'm also tasked with appraising Red Dwarf's worth - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:10
I'm also tasked with appraising Red Dwarf's worth
Obviously, this doesn't happen while a ship - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Obviously, this doesn't happen while a ship
Or even performing duties to an adequate level. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Or even performing duties to an adequate level.
Ah, but Holly, if I may, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:11
Ah, but Holly, if I may,
Looking through the records, Crewman Lister, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:16
Looking through the records, Crewman Lister,
Red Dwarf will be retired from active service. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Red Dwarf will be retired from active service.
As part of this process, the sh/jo 's nuclear reactors will be dumped - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
As part of this process, the sh/jo 's nuclear reactors ...
I will be gin the dea ct/va t/on process. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
I will be gin the dea ct/va t/on process.