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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

I haven't felt this amazing since I catalogued all my bookson obsessive-compulsive...

I haven't felt this amazing since I catalogued all my books
on obsessive-compulsive disorder using the Dewey Decimal System

Full Transcript

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I haven't felt this amazing
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since I catalogued all my books on obsessive-compulsive disorder
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using the Dewey Decimal System.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:54
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
(WHIRRING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
(WHIRRING)
Congratulations sir you've upgraded to diamond light - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 01:30
Congratulations sir you've upgraded to diamond light
(WHIRRING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(WHIRRING)
As you know, we chose not to carry out European Space Agency safety checks. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
As you know, we chose not to carry out European Space Agency...
As a consequence, the power surge has fried your battery. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
As a consequence, the power surge has fried your battery.
The only way of powering you up now is from an independent power source. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
The only way of powering you up now is from an independent p...
Well, without being plugged in, you have just a few minutes of charge time left. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Well, without being plugged in, you have just a few minutes ...
And once your charge is spent, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
And once your charge is spent,
Why on earth did we do the transfer - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Why on earth did we do the transfer
You know I often don't know what I'm talking about, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
You know I often don't know what I'm talking about...
Kryten 2X4B. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Kryten 2X4B.
...listening to me. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
...listening to me.
Come on, let's check out the rest of the ship. Are we moving in or what? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Come on, let's check out the rest of the ship. Are we m...
I have a certain standing, dignity and stature. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
I have a certain standing, dignity and stature.
Whichever way we go, just make sure there are enough plug sockets. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Whichever way we go, just make sure there are enough plug so...
- I'm sure we've been this way before. - (DOOR BEEPS OPEN) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
- I'm sure we've been this way before. - (DOOR BEE...
(DOOR BEEPS OPEN) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
(DOOR BEEPS OPEN)
He has come back, as predicted by the Book 0f5meg/ - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
He has come back, as predicted by the Book 0f5meg/
We are fleeing - from the Feral Cats who seek to kill us - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
We are fleeing - from the Feral Cats who seek to kill us
Wait, do you think I'm some kind of god? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Wait, do you think I'm some kind of god?