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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

I will be gin the dea ct/va t/on process. Due to the complexity of this operation,it will...

I will be gin the dea ct/va t/on process. Due to the complexity of this operation,
it will take seven days

Full Transcript

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I will be gin the dea ct/va t/on process.
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Due to the complexity of this operation, it will take seven days.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:00
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
I've no record of a malfunctioning door in Airlock 7. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
I've no record of a malfunctioning door in Airlock 7.
He may have an IQ of 6,000 - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
He may have an IQ of 6,000
Can't hear a word we say. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Can't hear a word we say.
Everything shuts down, we uninstall Holly. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Everything shuts down, we uninstall Holly.
Then we toss the dozy wazzock back on the garbage pile he came from. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Then we toss the dozy wazzock back on the garbage pile he ca...
Kryten's working on the EMP right now in the mineral ore storage bay. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Kryten's working on the EMP right now in the mineral or...
Just for the record, I heard eve/y word you said in there. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
Just for the record, I heard eve/y word you said in there.
You d/dn't say that in there. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
You d/dn't say that in there.
It's not happening. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
It's not happening.
Detonating a meteorite to create electromagnetic energy - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Detonating a meteorite to create electromagnetic energy
Which is precisely ten seconds from now, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Which is precisely ten seconds from now,
(BEEPING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(BEEPING)
Also, your seven-day leaving period has been reduced to seven minutes. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Also, your seven-day leaving period has been reduced to seve...
That's not strictly true. In fact, we passed one yesterday. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
That's not strictly true. In fact, we passed one yester...
If we fire up the burners, we can catch that ship in a couple of clays. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
If we fire up the burners, we can catch that ship in a coupl...
AS LISTER: "If we fire up the burners on Starbug, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
AS LISTER: "If we fire up the burners on Starbug,
Sometimes I can't find stuff in our fridge, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Sometimes I can't find stuff in our fridge,
Oh, I don't think it's the ship that passed Red Dwarf, it's something else. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Oh, I don't think it's the ship that passed Red Dw...
The ship is called the Iron Star - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:10
The ship is called the Iron Star
I'll download the Iron Star's floor plan and show you round. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
I'll download the Iron Star's floor plan and show ...