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It was silk. What did you want me to do?
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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

It was silk.What did you want me to do?

It was silk.
What did you want me to do?

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It was silk. What did you want me to do?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:15
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
Relax, sirs, there's an emergency backup. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Relax, sirs, there's an emergency backup.
Is there? Or is the backup parachute now hanging in your wardrobe - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Is there? Or is the backup parachute now hanging in your war...
(ALL GASP) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
(ALL GASP)
- Permission to go into apeshit mode. - Permission granted. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
- Permission to go into apeshit mode. - Permission granted.
Oh, we've gotta take stock. Food, water, fuel. What have we got? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Oh, we've gotta take stock. Food, water, fuel. What hav...
My Alpha, I'm sorry to interrupt you knocking things off a table, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
My Alpha, I'm sorry to interrupt you knocking things of...
There's every reason to suspect it is piloted by the humans. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
There's every reason to suspect it is piloted by the hu...
Also, worryingly, the Anubis Stone - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Also, worryingly, the Anubis Stone
So, after cleverlyjettisoning the engines and all the ship's fuel, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
So, after cleverlyjettisoning the engines and all the ship&#...
Look, there's no need to panic. I've been in holes before and got out of it. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Look, there's no need to panic. I've been in holes...
Sorry to disturb you. We just wanted to congratulate you on your expert landing. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Sorry to disturb you. We just wanted to congratulate you on ...
You know, when the ship was on fire, some of us... - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
You know, when the ship was on fire, some of us...
...were starting to have doubts, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
...were starting to have doubts,
Create another amazing miracle so we can escape and find the promised land? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Create another amazing miracle so we can escape and find the...
Got lots of ideas floating round the almighty brain box. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Got lots of ideas floating round the almighty brain box.
Anyway, erm, I've gotta get on. Anything else? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Anyway, erm, I've gotta get on. Anything else?
Yeah, one question. Giving birth - why did you make it hurt? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Yeah, one question. Giving birth - why did you make it hurt?
And why did you make babies cry at night rather than just during the day - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
And why did you make babies cry at night rather than just du...
And, erm, how come we can't turn our head 360 degrees? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
And, erm, how come we can't turn our head 360 degrees?
And-and-and male genitals - did you... Did you run out of time? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
And-and-and male genitals - did you... Did you run out of ti...