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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

I've already found Music For RockingDads, Knitting For Beginners, and an "I love boyband"...

I've already found Music For Rocking
Dads, Knitting For Beginners, and an "I love boyband" badge
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I've already found Music For Rocking Dads, Knitting For Beginners,
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and an "I love boyband" badge in pristine condition.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:06
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
Then perhaps I should use my Swedish massage chair that doesn't have batteries. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Then perhaps I should use my Swedish massage chair that does...
The future of the human race is entirely in your, well... - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
The future of the human race is entirely in your, well...
Dangfien - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
Dangfien
I have a solution, sir, to your last-human-alive dilemma. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
I have a solution, sir, to your last-human-alive dilemma.
An issue that's clearly driving you to the brink of insanity. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
An issue that's clearly driving you to the brink of ins...
Now, this is a little unconventional, I grant you, but with the meditech - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:14
Now, this is a little unconventional, I grant you, but with ...
Well, sir, what if you had a sex-change operation? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Well, sir, what if you had a sex-change operation?
Have you been drying your head in the tumble dryer again? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Have you been drying your head in the tumble dryer again?
With the meditech, making you a woman - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
With the meditech, making you a woman
Involving just a few snips and a bit of folding. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Involving just a few snips and a bit of folding.
And with my long history with sheets, you know how good I am at folding. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
And with my long history with sheets, you know how good I am...
Dude, what you're suggesting is anatomically impossible. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Dude, what you're suggesting is anatomically impossible...
Let me put it this way - - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Let me put it this way -
Wait a minute. Are you saying if I was a woman I wouldn't be hot? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Wait a minute. Are you saying if I was a woman I wouldn'...
Bud, if I was a woman, you wouldn't be in no plane, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Bud, if I was a woman, you wouldn't be in no plane,
Your tongue would be hanging out your mouth like an old dog. (PANTS) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:12
Your tongue would be hanging out your mouth like an old dog....
In fact, this whole crazy idea would have a better chance of working - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:10
In fact, this whole crazy idea would have a better chance of...
Wait, hold on. Are you saying that you'd make a hotter woman than me? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Wait, hold on. Are you saying that you'd make a hotter ...
Cat, I'm not gonna get in some stupid, macho - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Cat, I'm not gonna get in some stupid, macho
It's the brain, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
It's the brain,