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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

My Alpha, I'm sorry to interrupt youknocking things off a table, but an escape ship has...

My Alpha, I'm sorry to interrupt you
knocking things off a table, but an escape ship has been detected
fleeing from the Iron Star

Full Transcript

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My Alpha, I'm sorry to interrupt you knocking things off a table,
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but an escape ship has been detected fleeing from the Iron Star.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:11
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
There's every reason to suspect it is piloted by the humans. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
There's every reason to suspect it is piloted by the hu...
Also, worryingly, the Anubis Stone - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Also, worryingly, the Anubis Stone
So, after cleverlyjettisoning the engines and all the ship's fuel, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
So, after cleverlyjettisoning the engines and all the ship&#...
Look, there's no need to panic. I've been in holes before and got out of it. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Look, there's no need to panic. I've been in holes...
Sorry to disturb you. We just wanted to congratulate you on your expert landing. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Sorry to disturb you. We just wanted to congratulate you on ...
You know, when the ship was on fire, some of us... - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
You know, when the ship was on fire, some of us...
...were starting to have doubts, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
...were starting to have doubts,
Create another amazing miracle so we can escape and find the promised land? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Create another amazing miracle so we can escape and find the...
Got lots of ideas floating round the almighty brain box. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Got lots of ideas floating round the almighty brain box.
Anyway, erm, I've gotta get on. Anything else? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Anyway, erm, I've gotta get on. Anything else?
Yeah, one question. Giving birth - why did you make it hurt? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Yeah, one question. Giving birth - why did you make it hurt?
And why did you make babies cry at night rather than just during the day - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
And why did you make babies cry at night rather than just du...
And, erm, how come we can't turn our head 360 degrees? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
And, erm, how come we can't turn our head 360 degrees?
And-and-and male genitals - did you... Did you run out of time? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
And-and-and male genitals - did you... Did you run out of ti...
Look, all good questions, terrific questions, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Look, all good questions, terrific questions,
I've gotta save us, and then there's a whole bunch of people I've gotta forgive, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
I've gotta save us, and then there's a whole bunch...
If we crash-landed, perhaps some of the Iron Star crash-landed too. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
If we crash-landed, perhaps some of the Iron Star crash-land...
- So? - Well, so - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
- So? - Well, so
- Precisely. - We're in two-thirds of a spaceship - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
- Precisely. - We're in two-thirds of a spaceship
Well, I'll... I'll read the owner's manual, see if I can find anything. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Well, I'll... I'll read the owner's manual, s...