My name is Holly. Holly, it's us. You're back, dude. I am Red Dwarf's computer. I have an...
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Holly: My name is Holly.
Lister: Holly, it's us. You're back, dude.
Holly: I am Red Dwarf's computer. I have an IQ of 6,000.
Rimmer: What's wrong with him?
Lister: He's been in the cargo bay for three million years, leaning up against a damp wall.
Rimmer: That should've made him better, not worse.
Holly: Who are you? Please explain.
Kryten: Ah, of course. He's returned to factory settings. He doesn't know who we are.
Rimmer: Holly, allow me to introduce myself. I am First Technician Arnold J Rimmer, BSC, SSC. Acting Senior Officer of Red Dwarf. This is Kryten, an unimportant sanitation droid. Cat - a Felis sapiens. And Lister - a human. Or so he maintains.
Holly: I can't find any record of Kryten or a Cat in the ship's manifest.
Cat: No records? I've won best ass on board for 30 years straight!
Lister: That's cos they weren't part of the original crew, Hol. Cat descended from domestic house cats and we found Kryten on this crashed ship, the Nova 5.
Rimmer: He was looking after three skeletons. Totally unhinged.
Kryten: But now I'm on Red Dwarf, fitting right in!
Lister: Holly, it's us. You're back, dude.
Holly: I am Red Dwarf's computer. I have an IQ of 6,000.
Rimmer: What's wrong with him?
Lister: He's been in the cargo bay for three million years, leaning up against a damp wall.
Rimmer: That should've made him better, not worse.
Holly: Who are you? Please explain.
Kryten: Ah, of course. He's returned to factory settings. He doesn't know who we are.
Rimmer: Holly, allow me to introduce myself. I am First Technician Arnold J Rimmer, BSC, SSC. Acting Senior Officer of Red Dwarf. This is Kryten, an unimportant sanitation droid. Cat - a Felis sapiens. And Lister - a human. Or so he maintains.
Holly: I can't find any record of Kryten or a Cat in the ship's manifest.
Cat: No records? I've won best ass on board for 30 years straight!
Lister: That's cos they weren't part of the original crew, Hol. Cat descended from domestic house cats and we found Kryten on this crashed ship, the Nova 5.
Rimmer: He was looking after three skeletons. Totally unhinged.
Kryten: But now I'm on Red Dwarf, fitting right in!
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My name is Holly
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Holly it's us You're back dude
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I am Red Dwarfs computer
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have an l0 of 6 000
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What's wrong with him
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He's been in the cargo bay for three million years
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leaning up against a damp wall
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That should've made him better not worse
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Who are you Please explain
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Ha of course He's returned to factory settings
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He doesn't know who we are
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Holly allow me to introduce myself
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I am First Technician Arnold Rimmer BSC SSC
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Acting Senior Officer of Red Dwarf
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This is Kryten an unimportant sanitation droid
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Cat a Felis sapiens
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And Lister a human Or so he maintains
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I can '1' find any record of K yten or a at in the sh jo '5 man fest
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No record I've won best ass on board for 30 years straight
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That's cos they weren't part of the original crew Hol
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Cat descended from domestic house cats
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And we found Kryten on this crashed ship the Nova 5
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He was looking after three skeletons Totally unhinged
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But now I'm on Red Dwarf
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Fitting right in
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Movie Summary
The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
