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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

No choice.Stand by for module separation

No choice.
Stand by for module separation

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.016
No choice. Stand by for module separation.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:44
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
Excellent quick thinking, Listy. just one question. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Excellent quick thinking, Listy. just one question.
How are you proposing to fly what remains of the ship - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
How are you proposing to fly what remains of the ship
To be honest, I didn't have an amazing amount of time - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
To be honest, I didn't have an amazing amount of time
I just thought at the time, "Ship's on fire. Get rid of the fiery bit." - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:10
I just thought at the time, "Ship's on fire. Get r...
Unfortunately, we need to get past today to get to tomorrow, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
Unfortunately, we need to get past today to get to tomorrow,
Heading for that desert moon that's directly below us. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Heading for that desert moon that's directly below us.
How come you don't know? I thought you were meant to be a major astro. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
How come you don't know? I thought you were meant to be...
- Oh, this is interesting. - What? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
- Oh, this is interesting. - What?
Apparently, the infotainment touch screen has a pinch-to-zoom feature - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:13
Apparently, the infotainment touch screen has a pinch-to-zoo...
"Landing." - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
"Landing."
"Launch parachute." - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
"Launch parachute."
Er, is the parachute that, er, big shiny fluffy piece of material - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Er, is the parachute that, er, big shiny fluffy piece of mat...
You removed the emergency parachute to make yourself a Puffa jacket? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
You removed the emergency parachute to make yourself a Puffa...
Not just a Puffa. I got a pair of mittens out of it, too! - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Not just a Puffa. I got a pair of mittens out of it, too!
It was silk. What did you want me to do? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
It was silk. What did you want me to do?
Relax, sirs, there's an emergency backup. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Relax, sirs, there's an emergency backup.
Is there? Or is the backup parachute now hanging in your wardrobe - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Is there? Or is the backup parachute now hanging in your war...
(ALL GASP) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
(ALL GASP)
- Permission to go into apeshit mode. - Permission granted. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
- Permission to go into apeshit mode. - Permission granted.
Oh, we've gotta take stock. Food, water, fuel. What have we got? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Oh, we've gotta take stock. Food, water, fuel. What hav...