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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

Obviously, this doesn't happenwhile a ship has a crew performing essential duties

Obviously, this doesn't happen
while a ship has a crew performing essential duties

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Obviously, this doesn't happen while a ship
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has a crew performing essential duties.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:54
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
Or even performing duties to an adequate level. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Or even performing duties to an adequate level.
Ah, but Holly, if I may, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:11
Ah, but Holly, if I may,
Looking through the records, Crewman Lister, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:16
Looking through the records, Crewman Lister,
Red Dwarf will be retired from active service. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Red Dwarf will be retired from active service.
As part of this process, the sh/jo 's nuclear reactors will be dumped - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
As part of this process, the sh/jo 's nuclear reactors ...
I will be gin the dea ct/va t/on process. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
I will be gin the dea ct/va t/on process.
I've no record of a malfunctioning door in Airlock 7. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
I've no record of a malfunctioning door in Airlock 7.
He may have an IQ of 6,000 - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
He may have an IQ of 6,000
Can't hear a word we say. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Can't hear a word we say.
Everything shuts down, we uninstall Holly. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Everything shuts down, we uninstall Holly.
Then we toss the dozy wazzock back on the garbage pile he came from. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Then we toss the dozy wazzock back on the garbage pile he ca...
Kryten's working on the EMP right now in the mineral ore storage bay. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Kryten's working on the EMP right now in the mineral or...
Just for the record, I heard eve/y word you said in there. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
Just for the record, I heard eve/y word you said in there.
You d/dn't say that in there. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
You d/dn't say that in there.
It's not happening. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
It's not happening.
Detonating a meteorite to create electromagnetic energy - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Detonating a meteorite to create electromagnetic energy
Which is precisely ten seconds from now, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Which is precisely ten seconds from now,
(BEEPING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(BEEPING)
Also, your seven-day leaving period has been reduced to seven minutes. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Also, your seven-day leaving period has been reduced to seve...
That's not strictly true. In fact, we passed one yesterday. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
That's not strictly true. In fact, we passed one yester...