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Only then will they realise there is no Cloister
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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

Only then will they realisethere is no Cloister

Only then will they realise
there is no Cloister

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Only then will they realise there is no Cloister.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:53
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
- Guys, I think we're in trouble. - (BEEPING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:10
- Guys, I think we're in trouble. - (BEEPING)
Sir, I have been stand-in science officer for many years. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Sir, I have been stand-in science officer for many years.
I would hardly endanger your lives by not having enough charge - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
I would hardly endanger your lives by not having enough char...
(POWERS DOWN) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
(POWERS DOWN)
Are you... Are you sure - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Are you... Are you sure
Like even a sciencey one would be acceptable now. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Like even a sciencey one would be acceptable now.
(FAINT BEEPING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
(FAINT BEEPING)
(BEEP) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(BEEP)
There's a moon here, Listy, that wouldn't mind some sunlight. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
There's a moon here, Listy, that wouldn't mind som...
Detonation... You've probably got the idea by now. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
Detonation... You've probably got the idea by now.
Something inside that you thought was precious. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Something inside that you thought was precious.
(BUZZING AND WHOOSHING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(BUZZING AND WHOOSHING)
Detonation... A bit less than the last time. And counting. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
Detonation... A bit less than the last time. And counting.
Detonation - ten seconds, and counting. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Detonation - ten seconds, and counting.
Four, three, two, one. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Four, three, two, one.
He's gone. He's really gone. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
He's gone. He's really gone.
OK, I didn't like him, but I liked not liking him. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
OK, I didn't like him, but I liked not liking him.
(WHOOSHING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:09
(WHOOSHING)
A smeghead by day, a superhero by night. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
A smeghead by day, a superhero by night.
Come on, let's grab a new Bug, hit the Ferals before they hit us. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Come on, let's grab a new Bug, hit the Ferals before th...