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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

Sir, if you tell them the truth, you'll break their heartsand crush their souls

Sir, if you tell them the truth, you'll break their hearts
and crush their souls

Full Transcript

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Sir, if you tell them the truth,
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you'll break their hearts and crush their souls.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:48
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
Oh, you're right. Have to play along. Act like a god. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Oh, you're right. Have to play along. Act like a god.
Act like a god? You've scarcely mastered human. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Act like a god? You've scarcely mastered human.
- Hey, cat buds, are you being followed? - The Ferals! - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
- Hey, cat buds, are you being followed? - The Ferals!
They're here, and they will not rest until we have meowed our last. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
They're here, and they will not rest until we have meow...
We beseech you, Holy Poppadom, protect us. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
We beseech you, Holy Poppadom, protect us.
You know what? I've gotta help them. After all, they are my followers. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
You know what? I've gotta help them. After all, they ar...
My friends, be not afraid. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
My friends, be not afraid.
So it's you who shelter our runaway clerics. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
So it's you who shelter our runaway clerics.
I am the Commander of the Armies of the Feral Guards. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
I am the Commander of the Armies of the Feral Guards.
General of the Fearless Legions, Feral King, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:13
General of the Fearless Legions, Feral King,
Come on now, give it up. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Come on now, give it up.
And after you're dead, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
And after you're dead,
A "pamper me" bath and candle set often hits the mark, too. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
A "pamper me" bath and candle set often hits the m...
You can't harm anyone any more, Rodon. Look who is with us. Cloister, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
You can't harm anyone any more, Rodon. Look who is with...
God who has created nothing but hate and division and war and death. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
God who has created nothing but hate and division and war an...
If I allow you to live, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
If I allow you to live,
We...We did have it, but, er, then we lost it. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
We...We did have it, but, er, then we lost it.
And now we are protected by our Holy Poppadom, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
And now we are protected by our Holy Poppadom,
I'm...I'm more of a food and dining services sort of aide... - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
I'm...I'm more of a food and dining services sort ...
Having trouble putting on a bow tie - - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Having trouble putting on a bow tie -