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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

Which is precisely ten seconds from now, and there ain't a damn thingyou can do to stop...

Which is precisely ten seconds from now, and there ain't a damn thing
you can do to stop him, baldy!

Full Transcript

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Which is precisely ten seconds from now,
00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:05.008
and there ain't a damn thing you can do to stop him, baldy!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:00
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
(BEEPING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(BEEPING)
Also, your seven-day leaving period has been reduced to seven minutes. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Also, your seven-day leaving period has been reduced to seve...
That's not strictly true. In fact, we passed one yesterday. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
That's not strictly true. In fact, we passed one yester...
If we fire up the burners, we can catch that ship in a couple of clays. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
If we fire up the burners, we can catch that ship in a coupl...
AS LISTER: "If we fire up the burners on Starbug, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
AS LISTER: "If we fire up the burners on Starbug,
Sometimes I can't find stuff in our fridge, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Sometimes I can't find stuff in our fridge,
Oh, I don't think it's the ship that passed Red Dwarf, it's something else. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Oh, I don't think it's the ship that passed Red Dw...
The ship is called the Iron Star - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:10
The ship is called the Iron Star
I'll download the Iron Star's floor plan and show you round. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
I'll download the Iron Star's floor plan and show ...
Obviously needs some TLC, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Obviously needs some TLC,
And most importantly, there's no forward chain. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
And most importantly, there's no forward chain.
"Extreme caution should be taken on the naturist deck - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
"Extreme caution should be taken on the naturist deck
Derelict ships have to be made safe - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Derelict ships have to be made safe
(BEEP) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(BEEP)
I believe it's their hologram projection suite, sir. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
I believe it's their hologram projection suite, sir.
It looks like the Iron Star was able to sustain multiple holograms. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
It looks like the Iron Star was able to sustain multiple hol...
A form of quantum energy known as diamond light. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
A form of quantum energy known as diamond light.
It enables holograms to have unimaginable powers. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
It enables holograms to have unimaginable powers.
(WHIRRING) - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
(WHIRRING)
It creates a force field around food you've elected not to eat. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
It creates a force field around food you've elected not...