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Yeah, one question. Giving birth - why did you make it hurt?
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Red Dwarf: The Promised Land

Yeah, one question. Giving birth -why did you make it hurt?

Yeah, one question. Giving birth -
why did you make it hurt?

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Yeah, one question. Giving birth - why did you make it hurt?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:52
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
Baby Cow Productions,Grant Naylor Productions

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Movie Summary

The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
And why did you make babies cry at night rather than just during the day - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
And why did you make babies cry at night rather than just du...
And, erm, how come we can't turn our head 360 degrees? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
And, erm, how come we can't turn our head 360 degrees?
And-and-and male genitals - did you... Did you run out of time? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
And-and-and male genitals - did you... Did you run out of ti...
Look, all good questions, terrific questions, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Look, all good questions, terrific questions,
I've gotta save us, and then there's a whole bunch of people I've gotta forgive, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:08
I've gotta save us, and then there's a whole bunch...
If we crash-landed, perhaps some of the Iron Star crash-landed too. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
If we crash-landed, perhaps some of the Iron Star crash-land...
- So? - Well, so - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
- So? - Well, so
- Precisely. - We're in two-thirds of a spaceship - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
- Precisely. - We're in two-thirds of a spaceship
Well, I'll... I'll read the owner's manual, see if I can find anything. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Well, I'll... I'll read the owner's manual, s...
Don't tell me. The heated seats have a massage function. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
Don't tell me. The heated seats have a massage function...
(FAINTLY) # Lister, David Lister Lister, Listy - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:11
(FAINTLY) # Lister, David Lister Lister, Listy
Remembering your history with women, - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Remembering your history with women,
Was said by no woman to you. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
Was said by no woman to you.
As I'm a god, I forgive you for that. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:04
As I'm a god, I forgive you for that.
They're relying on me to pull some supernatural wonder - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
They're relying on me to pull some supernatural wonder
If they knew the truth, at least they'd stop depending on me - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
If they knew the truth, at least they'd stop depending ...
Dead because you didn't question the order to repair - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:07
Dead because you didn't question the order to repair
My body may be dead, but my personality was resurrected - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
My body may be dead, but my personality was resurrected
And do you know why, out of the entire crew, I was selected to return? - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:05
And do you know why, out of the entire crew, I was selected ...
Because I never think for myself, I obey orders, and I always carry a pen. - Red Dwarf: The Promised Land 00:06
Because I never think for myself, I obey orders, and I alway...