You don't need me. I'm not sure you ever did. I don't exist. What's the point of me? ...
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Rimmer: [close to tears] You don't need me. I'm not sure you ever did. I don't exist. What's the point of me?
Lister: [desperately] Rimmer, we're the posse. We're the "Boyz" from the Dwarf. We're like the Four Musketeers. D'Artagnan, Porthos, Athos... and the other one. Rimmer, you're the other one.
Rimmer: I'm the other one?
Lister: You do all the stuff that the other one does.
Rimmer: And what's that, then?
Lister: Other one stuff!
Rimmer: Other one stuff? What's other one stuff?
Lister: All the stuff that the others haven't done that the other one does.
Rimmer: I'm pointless.
Lister: No you're not. You know, I'll tell you the point of you. A moon cannot make light, right? And yet there's such a thing as moonlight.
Rimmer: It's light reflected off a moon from a sun.
Lister: Yeah, but the sun can't make moonlight without the moon. And the moon can't make moonlight without the sun. So who's making the moonlight?
Rimmer: They both are.
Lister: Which means that, even though a moon cannot make light, moonlight exists. Like you. Smeghead
Lister: [desperately] Rimmer, we're the posse. We're the "Boyz" from the Dwarf. We're like the Four Musketeers. D'Artagnan, Porthos, Athos... and the other one. Rimmer, you're the other one.
Rimmer: I'm the other one?
Lister: You do all the stuff that the other one does.
Rimmer: And what's that, then?
Lister: Other one stuff!
Rimmer: Other one stuff? What's other one stuff?
Lister: All the stuff that the others haven't done that the other one does.
Rimmer: I'm pointless.
Lister: No you're not. You know, I'll tell you the point of you. A moon cannot make light, right? And yet there's such a thing as moonlight.
Rimmer: It's light reflected off a moon from a sun.
Lister: Yeah, but the sun can't make moonlight without the moon. And the moon can't make moonlight without the sun. So who's making the moonlight?
Rimmer: They both are.
Lister: Which means that, even though a moon cannot make light, moonlight exists. Like you. Smeghead
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You don't need me I'm not sure you ever did
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I don't exist What's the point of me
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Rimmer we're the posse
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We're the boys from the Dwarf We're like the Four Musketeers
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D'Artagnan Porthos Athos
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And the other one
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Rimmer you're the other one
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I'm the other one
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You do all the stuff that the other one does
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And what's that then Other one stuff
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Other one stuff What's other one stuff
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All the stuff that the others haven't clone that the other one does
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I'm pointless
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No you're not
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You know I'll tell you the point of you
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A moon cannot make light right
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And yet there's such a thing as moonlight
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It's light reflected off a moon from a sun
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Yeah but the sun can't make moonlight without the moon
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And the moon can't make moonlight without the sun
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So who's making the moonlight
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They both are
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Which means that even though a moon cannot make light moonlight exists
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Like you
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Smeg head
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Movie Summary
The posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
