I have car under control. Yeah, I'm sure they taught you all about cars and the price of...
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Ivan Danko:
I have car under control.
Art Ridzik:
Yeah, I'm sure they taught you all about cars and the price of insurance at your famous Russian school in Kiev!
Ivan Danko:
In socialist countries, insurance not necessary. State pays for everything.
Art Ridzik:
Yeah? Well, tell me something, Captain. If you've got such a fucking paradise over there, how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine?
Ivan Danko:
Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head.
Art Ridzik:
Ah, it'd never work here. Fucking politicians wouldn't go for it.
Ivan Danko:
Shoot them first.
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I have car under control
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ART Yeah sure Sure
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I suppose they taught you everything you need to know about
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car wrecks and the price of insurance in your famous school in Kiev
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Socialist countries insurance not necessary
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State pays for everything
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Yeah Well tell me something captain
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If you got such a fucking paradise over there
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how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine
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Chinese find way
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Right after revolution they line up all drug dealers
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all drug addicts take them to public square
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and shoot them in back of head
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Never work here
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Fucking politicians wouldn't go for it
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Shoot them first
Clip duration: 47 seconds
Views: 87
Timestamp in movie: 00h 56m 08s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: A tough Russian policeman is forced to partner up with a cocky Chicago police detective when he is sent to Chicago to apprehend a Georgian drug lord who killed his partner and fled the country.
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