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هذا الجبن مخيّب للأمل

هذا الجبن مخيّب للأمل. في يخت فاخر كهذا،ظننت أن لديكما بعض الأجبان الجيدة. هذا ليس جبنًا،...

Red Notice • 2021

هذا الجبن مخيّب للأمل. في يخت فاخر كهذا،ظننت أن لديكما بعض الأجبان الجيدة. هذا ليس جبنًا، بل لحم خنزير نيء. سمعت أن الديدان الشريطية تخفّف الوزن. هل فاجأتكما رؤيتي؟ تفاجأنا فحسبأن إيجادنا تطلّب منك كلّ هذا الوقت. في الواقع، صعدت إلى اليخت البارحة. لستما وحدكما من بكى بعد ممارستكما الجنس. القصة الطريفةأنه بعد أن قبضت عليّ "داس" على الشاطئ… يبدو أنه لم يعد لديك أصدقاء. أرسلتني إلى المكان الوحيد في العالمالأسوأ فعلًا من حسابها على "إنستغرام". ولكنني تذكّرت بعد ذلك أنني بارع في الفرار. لذا فررت

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هذا الجبن مخي ب للأمل

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في يخت فاخر كهذا ظننت أن لديكما بعض الأجبان الجيدة

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هذا ليس جبن ا بل لحم خنزير نيء

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سمعت أن الديدان الشريطية تخف ف الوزن

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هل فاجأتكما رؤيتي

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تفاجأنا فحسب أن إيجادنا تطل ب منك كل هذا الوقت

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في الواقع صعدت إلى اليخت البارحة

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لستما وحدكما من بكى بعد ممارستكما الجنس

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القصة الطريفة أنه بعد أن قبضت علي داس على الشاطئ

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يبدو أنه لم يعد لديك أصدقاء

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أرسلتني إلى المكان الوحيد في العالم الأسوأ فعل ا من حسابها على إنستغرام

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ولكنني تذك رت بعد ذلك

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أنني بارع في الفرار

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لذا فررت

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这个高达奶酪真难吃

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游艇这么时髦我还以为会有好吃的奶酪

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那不是奶酪是生猪肉

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我听说绦虫有助减肥

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见到我很意外吗

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我们感到意外的是你花了这么久才找到我们

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我其实我是昨天到的

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你们床戏到最后的喊声有我一份

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有趣的是达斯在海滩上找到我后

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看来你朋友不够了

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她把我送到了地球上唯一一个

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真的比她Instagram账号还糟糕的地方

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但后来我想起来

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我挺擅长逃脱的

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所以我就逃了

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Ovaj sir je razočaravajući

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Tako otmjena jahta misliš da imaju pristojne sireve

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To nije sir To je sirova svinjetina

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Od trakavice se može smršavjeti

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Iznenađeni što me vidite Iznenađeni smo što ti je toliko trebalo

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Zapravo jučer sam se ukrcao

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Nisi bio jedini koji je plakao nakon seksa

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Smiješna priča nakon što me Das pokupila na plaži

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Nema više prijatelja

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Poslala me na jedino mjesto gore od njezinog Instagrama

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Onda sam se sjetio

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da sam dobar u bježanju

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Pa i jesam

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Ta gouda stojí za prd

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Na tak nóbl jachtě bych čekal slušné sýry

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To není sýr ale syrové vepřové

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Tasemnice jsou dobré na hubnutí

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Překvapil jsem vás

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Spíš se divíme že ti to tak dlouho trvalo

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Jsem na jachtě už od včera

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Nebyli jste jediní kdo po milování plakal

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Vtipný příběh Když mě Dasová na pláži sebrala

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Jako kůl v plotě

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poslala mě na fakt horší místo než je její instagramový účet

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Pak jsem si ale vzpomněl že jsem mistr útěků

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A utekl jsem

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Goudaen er skuffende

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Sådan en flot yacht Man skulle tro osten var god

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Det er ikke ost Det er utilberedt svin

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Bændelorm skulle være slankende

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Overraskede over at se mig Overraskede over det tog så længe

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Jeg kom faktisk ombord i går

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Jeg græd også efter jeres elskov

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Det sjove er at efter Das samlede mig op på stranden

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Du er løbet tør for venner

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Hun sendte mig til det eneste sted der var værre end hendes Instagram konto

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Men så huskede jeg at jeg er ret god til at flygte

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Det gjorde jeg

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Die gouda valt tegen

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Op zo'n chic jacht zou je toch goede kaas verwachten

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Dat is geen kaas maar rauw varkensvlees

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Van lintwormen val je goed af

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Verbaasd om me te zien

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Alleen dat het zo lang heeft geduurd Ik ben gisteren al aan boord gekomen

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Je was niet de enige die na de seks moest huilen

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Grappig verhaal Toen Das me oppikte

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Je vrienden zijn op

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ging ik naar een plek die echt erger is dan haar Instagram account

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Toen bedacht ik me dat ik goed ben in ontsnappen

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Dus dat deed ik

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Nakakadismaya ang gouda

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Ang garang yate akala mo may masarap na mga keso

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'Di 'yan keso Hilaw na baboy 'yan

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Nakakapayat daw ang tapeworm

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Nagulat ba kayo

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Nagulat na ang tagal bago mo kami nahanap

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Ang totoo kahapon pa ako rito

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Umiyak din ako pagkatapos niyong magtalik

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Nakakatawa matapos akong damputin ni Das

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Wala nang kaibigan

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Pinadala ako sa lugar

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na mas masahol pa sa Instagram niya

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Pero naalala ko

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na magaling pala akong tumakas

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At ito na nga

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Tämä gouda on pettymys

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Hieno jahti Luulisi olevan kunnon juustoja

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Tuo ei ole juustoa vaan raakaa possua

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Lapamadot kuulemma hoikistavat

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Yllätyittekö

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Yllätyimme että kesti löytää meidät

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Itse asiassa tulin kyytiin eilen

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Ette itkeneet yksin rakastelunne lopussa

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Hassu tarina Kun Das nouti minut rannalta

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Ystäväsi loppuivat

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Hän lähetti minut paikkaan joka on hänen Instagram tiliään pahempi

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Sitten muistin että olen aika hyvä pakenemaan

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joten pakenin

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Ce gouda est décevant

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Sur un yacht aussi classe on s'attend à mieux

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Ce n'est pas du fromage c'est du porc cru

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Le ver solitaire ça fait maigrir

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Surpris de me voir

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Seulement que ça t'ait pris autant de temps

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En fait je suis monté à bord hier

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T'étais pas le seul à pleurer après l'amour

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Drôle d'histoire Das m'a repêché sur la plage

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Vous n'avez plus d'amis

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Et elle m'a envoyé au seul endroit

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pire que son compte Insta

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Je me suis rappelé que j'avais un certain talent pour m'évader

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Et je l'ai fait

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Der Gouda enttäuscht

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Bei so einer teuren Jacht rechnet man mit gutem Käse

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Das ist kein Käse sondern rohes Schweinefleisch

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Spulwürmer machen schlank

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Überrascht

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Nur dass du uns erst jetzt findest

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Ich bin schon seit gestern hier

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Nicht nur du hast am Ende eures Liebesakts geweint

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Witzige Geschichte Als mich Das am Strand aufgabelte

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Wohl keine Freunde mehr

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schickte sie mich an den Ort der schlimmer als ihr Instagram ist

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Mir fiel ein

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dass ich gut darin bin zu fliehen

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Also floh ich

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Αυτό το γκούντα είναι χάλια

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Σε τόσο ωραίο γιοτ περίμενα να βρω καλά τυριά

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Δεν είναι τυρί αλλά ωμό χοιρινό

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Αν πάθεις ταινία αδυνατίζεις

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Ξαφνιαστήκατε

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Μόνο επειδή άργησες πολύ να μας βρεις

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Βασικά είμαι στο σκάφος από χθες

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Δεν βογκούσατε μόνο εσείς χθες βράδυ

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Είχε πλάκα Αφού με βρήκε η Ντας στην παραλία

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Ξέμεινες από φίλους

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με έστειλε κάπου

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που είναι όντως χειρότερα από το Insta της

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Αλλά θυμήθηκα

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ότι είμαι πολύ καλός στο να δραπετεύω

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Αυτό και έκανα

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הגאודה מאכזבת

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היית מצפה שהגבינות יהיו כיאה ליכטה מפוארת

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זו לא גבינה אלא בשר חזיר לא מבושל

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שמעתי שתולעי סרט מזרזות הרזיה

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אתם מופתעים לראות אותי

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אנחנו מופתעים שרק עכשיו מצאת אותנו

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האמת שאתמול עליתי לסיפון

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אתה לא היחיד שבכה כשסיימתם להתעלס

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שמעו קטע אחרי שדס עצרה אותי בחוף

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נראה שאזלו לך החברים

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נשלחתי למקום היחיד בעולם

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שבאמת נורא יותר מחשבון האינסטגרם שלה

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אבל אז נזכרתי

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שאני מומחה בבריחות

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אז ברחתי

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Ez a gouda csalódás

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Ilyen flancos jachton jobb sajtot vár az ember

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Az nem sajt hanem nyers karaj

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A bélféregtől le lehet fogyni

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Meglepődtetek

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Csak azon hogy ilyen lassan találtál ránk

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Igazából már tegnap óta itt vagyok

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Nem csak ti sírtatok szeretkezés után

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Vicces de miután Das értem jött a partra

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Elfogytak a barátai

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Arra a helyre küldött

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ami még az ő Insta oldalánál is rosszabb

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De eszembe jutott

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hogy nekem nagyon megy a szökés

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Így is lett

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Keju Gouda ini mengecewakan

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Untuk yacht mewah kita kira ada keju yang enak

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Itu bukan keju Itu daging babi mentah

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Kudengar cacing pita bisa buat kurus

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Kaget melihatku

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Kami cuma heran lama sekali kau menemukan kami

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Sebenarnya aku naik kemarin

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Bukan cuma kau yang terharu setelah bercinta

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Ini kisah lucu setelah Das menjemputku di pantai

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Kau kehabisan teman

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Dia mengirimku ke tempat

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yang lebih buruk dari akun Instagram nya

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Lalu aku ingat

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bahwa aku cukup mahir melarikan diri

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Jadi kulakukan

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Questo Gouda è deludente

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Una barca così bella meriterebbe formaggi all'altezza

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Quello non è formaggio È maiale crudo

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Pare che la tenia faccia dimagrire

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Sorpresi

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Sì che tu ci abbia messo tanto a trovarci

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In realtà sono a bordo da ieri

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Non eri l'unico a urlare alla fine dell'amplesso

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La cosa buffa è che Das mi ha trovato sulla spiaggia

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Sei rimasto solo

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Mi ha mandato nell'unico posto peggiore del suo account Instagram

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Ma poi mi sono ricordato che me la cavo benone nelle evasioni

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Così sono evaso

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チーズがまずい

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豪華ヨットなのにガッカリだ

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チーズじゃない生の豚肉よ

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寄生虫ダイエット

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驚いた

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ずいぶん遅かったな

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実は昨日乗り込んだ

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お盛んだったな

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俺はダスに捕まり

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お友達は

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再び世界最悪の場所に送られた

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だが俺は天才だからまたしても

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逃げた

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이 고다치즈 실망이네

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이런 고급 요트면 좋은 것 좀 쟁여놓지

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그건 치즈가 아니라 돼지 생고기야

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촌충 먹으면 살이 쪽 빠진다던데

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나 보고 놀랐어

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우릴 이제야 찾다니 놀랍긴 하네

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실은 어제 탔어

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어젯밤에 너네 절정에서 나도 울부짖었잖아

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진짜 웃기지만 다스에게 또 잡혔어

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친구가 동났나 보네

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그 여자 인스타 피드보다

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더 끔찍한 곳으로 호송됐지

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그때 떠올랐어

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난 탈출의 귀재란 거

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그래서 탈출했지

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Keju gouda ini mengecewakan

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Kapal pesiar ini cantik malangnya kejunya tak sedap

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Itu bukan keju Ia daging khinzir mentah

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Orang kata cacing boleh menguruskan badan

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Awak tak sangka saya datang

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Kami tak sangka baru sekarang awak jumpa kami

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Sebenarnya saya datang semalam

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Bukan awak saja yang sedih selepas berasmara

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Ini kisahnya Selepas Das tangkap saya di pantai

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Kawan awak dah pergi

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Dia hantar saya ke tempat

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yang lebih teruk daripada akaun Instagramnya

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Tapi saya teringat

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saya pandai melepaskan diri

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Jadi saya buatlah

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Denne gaudaen er skuffende

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Med så fancy yacht skulle man tro de hadde bra ost

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Det er ikke ost Det er rått svinekjøtt

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Bendelormer er visst slankende

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Overrasket

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Ja at det tok så lang tid å finne oss

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Jeg gikk faktisk om bord i går

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Det var ikke bare dere som gråt etter elskoven

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Morsom historie Etter at Das fant meg på stranda

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Ingen venner igjen

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sendte hun meg et sted som er verre enn Insta kontoen hennes

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Men så husket jeg at jeg er ganske flink til å rømme

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Så jeg gjorde det

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Paskudna ta gouda

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Taki ładny jacht i takie marne sery

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To nie ser tylko surowa wieprzowina

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Tasiemce fajnie odchudzają

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Zaskoczeni

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Zaskoczeni że tak długo nas szukałeś

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Siedzę u was od wczoraj

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Nie tylko ty płakałeś wieczorem po seksie

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Zabawna historia Jak Das znalazła mnie na plaży

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Kumple cię zostawili

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wysłała mnie w miejsce

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mocno gorsze niż jej konto na Insta

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Ale mnie olśniło

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że uciekanie idzie mi nawet nie najgorzej

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To uciekłem

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Esse gouda é decepcionante

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Num iate chique desses esperamos encontrar uns queijos decentes

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Isso não é queijo É carne de porco crua

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Ouvi dizer que as tênias emagrecem

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Surpresos em me ver

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Só é uma surpresa demorar tanto pra nos encontrar

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Ah na verdade eu vim a bordo ontem

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Você não foi o único que chorou depois de fazer amor

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É uma história engraçada Depois que a Das me encontrou

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Cadê seus amigos

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Ela me mandou pro único lugar que é pior que a conta dela do Instagram

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Mas aí me lembrei que minha especialidade é fugir dos lugares

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Aí eu fugi

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Gouda asta e dezamăgitoare

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E un iaht de lux puteau să aibă brânză mai bună

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Nu e brânză e carne crudă de porc

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Am auzit că teniile ajută la slăbit

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Vă mirați să mă vedeți

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Ne mirăm că a durat atât să ne găsești

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De fapt am urcat la bord ieri

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N ai fost singurul care a plâns după ce ați făcut dragoste

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E amuzant după ce Das m a găsit pe plajă

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Ai rămas fără prieteni

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M a trimis în singurul loc

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care e mai rău decât contul ei de Instagram

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Apoi mi am amintit

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că sunt talentat la evadări

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Așa că am evadat

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Гауда меня разочаровала

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На такой крутой яхте ожидаешь сыры получше

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Это не сыр а сырая свинина

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Слышал от глистов худеют

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Удивлены

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Удивлены что ты так долго нас искал

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Я забрался на борт вчера

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Не только вы плакали в конце вашего соития

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Дас подобрала меня на пляже и отправила

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Друзей у вас больше нет

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в единственное место

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которое хуже ее инстаграма

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Но я вспомнил

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что отлично умею убегать

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И сбежал

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Este gouda no está rico

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En semejante yate

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uno cree que habrá buen queso

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No es queso Es cerdo crudo

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Oí que las tenias te hacen adelgazar

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Sorprendidos de verme

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Solo de que tardaras tanto en encontrarnos

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En realidad estoy aquí desde ayer

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No fuiste el único que lloró tras hacer el amor

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Es curioso después de que Das me rescatara en la playa

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Te quedaste sin amigos

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Me envió al único lugar

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que es peor que su cuenta de Instagram

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Pero luego recordé

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que soy bueno para escapar

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Y lo hice

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Goudaosten är en besvikelse

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På en sån fin yacht borde de ha lite skaplig ost

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Det är inte ost utan rått griskött

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Bandmask lär vara avmagrande

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Överraskade

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Bara över att det tog dig så lång tid

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Jag kom faktiskt ombord igår Er älskog var sannerligen sorglig att lyssna på

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Lustigt Efter att Das hämtade mig på stranden

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Du har visst slut på vänner

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sände hon mig till det enda som faktiskt är värre än hennes Instagramkonto

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Men så mindes jag att jag är bra på att rymma Så det gjorde jag

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ช สเกาดาน น าผ ดหว งมาก

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เร อหร ขนาดน น กว าจะม ช สด ๆ

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ไม ใช ช ส น นหม ด บ

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ได ย นมาว าพยาธ ต วต ดต วผอมมาก

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แปลกใจม ยท เจอฉ น

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เราแค แปลกใจท นายใช เวลาหาเรานานขนาดน

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จร งๆ แล ว ฉ นข นเร อมาต งแต เม อวาน

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พวกนายไม ใช ค เด ยว ท ร องตอนร วมร กก นเสร จหรอก

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ร ม ย เร องตลกค อ หล งจากท ดาสมาจ บฉ นท ชายหาด

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ด เหม อนเพ อนไม คบแล วนะ

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นางส งฉ นไปย งท เด ยวบนโลก

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ท แย กว าไอจ ของนาง

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แต แล วฉ นก จำได ว า

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ฉ นหน เก งมาก

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ฉ นเลยหน

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Bu gouda peyniri berbat

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Bu şık yatta insan daha düzgün peynir bekliyor

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O peynir değil Çiğ domuz eti

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Tenyalar insanı zayıflatırmış

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Sizi şaşırttım mı

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Bizi bu kadar uzun sürede bulmana şaşırdık

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Aslında tekneye dün bindim

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Sevişmenizden sonra sadece sen ağlamadın

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İşin ilginci Das beni sahilden aldıktan sonra

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Arkadaşın kalmamış

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Beni gezegendeki

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Instagram hesabından beter tek yere götürdü

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Sonra hatırladım

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bir şeylerden kaçma konusunda gayet iyiyim

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Öyle yaptım

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Гауда зовсім несмачний

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На такій розкішній яхті могли б тримати кращі сири

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Це не сир а сира свинина

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Чув що від глистів худнуть

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Здивовані мене бачити

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Здивовані що ти так довго нас шукав

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Насправді я відучора на борту

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Після сексу плакали не тільки ви

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Цікавий факт Коли Дас знайшла мене на пляжі

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Ти знову без друзів

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то послала мене в єдине місце

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яке гірше за її профіль в інстаграмі

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А тоді я згадав

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що добре вмію звідусіль тікати

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То я й утік

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Pho mát gouda này chán quá

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Du thuyền đẹp thế này tưởng có pho mát ra hồn chứ

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Đấy không phải pho mát mà là thịt heo chưa nấu

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Nghe nói giun sán giúp giảm cân mà

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Ngạc nhiên khi thấy tôi

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Chỉ ngạc nhiên vì lâu vậy cậu mới tìm ra bọn tôi

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Thật ra tôi lên tàu từ hôm qua

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Đâu phải chỉ hai người kêu gào lúc cao trào

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Chuyện hài là sau khi Das tóm tôi ở bờ hồ

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Có vẻ anh hết bạn rồi

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Cô ta gửi tôi đến nơi duy nhất trên đời

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tệ hơn Instagram của cô ta

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Rồi tôi nhớ ra tôi khá giỏi chuyện tẩu thoát

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Nên tôi đã làm thế

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Mae'r gouda hwn yn siomedig

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Cwch hwylio ffansi o'r fath

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byddech chi'n meddwl y gallant nhw stocio caws gweddus

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Nid caws yw hwn Porc heb ei goginio yw e

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Rwyf wedi clywed bod llyngyr tap yn gallu bod yn eithaf da i golli pwysau

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Wedi synnu fy ngweld

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Rydyn ni'n synnu cymerodd gymaint o amser i ti ddod o hyd i ni

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Wel mewn gwirionedd Deuthum ar fwrdd ddoe

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Nid chi oedd yr unig un yn crio ar ddiwedd gwneud cariad

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Wyddoch chi stori ddoniol ar ôl i Das fy nghodi ar y traeth

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Edrych fel dy fod 'di redeg allan o ffrindiau

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Anfonodd hi fi i'r unig le ar y Ddaear

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sy'n wirioneddol waeth na'i chyfrif Instagram

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Ond yna cofiais

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fy mod i'n eithaf da am ddianc o bethau

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Felly wnes i

Available in 30 languages

Duration

42 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

01:44:50

Uploaded

Mar 01, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, thriller

Production

Flynn Picture Company,Seven Bucks Productions,Bad Version

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Movie Summary

An Interpol agent successfully tracks down the world's most wanted art thief, with help from a rival thief. But nothing is as it seems, as a series of double-crosses ensue.