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Wouldn't it be easierif you broke it up? You know, like,send different teams out, different places,just more efficient? No, it doesn't work like that. He's got to do it all himself? He doesn't have to. It's his purpose. He's a singular force in the universe. Okay, so, worst-case scenario, is there someonethat can step in for him? -Like a Vice Santa---Are you listening to me? No. No one can do what he does. He knows when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake. And he knows thatabout every single person on this planet. He has a list the size of Rhode Island, and he checks it twice. If you were to try to readthat list just once, it would take you a decade. But he does it twice. And the reason whyhe's able to do any of it is because he is Santa Claus. The one and only. And no one elsecan execute his mission. -Which is?-To spread cheer, asshole. Good feeling
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Wouldn't it be easier if you broke it up
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You know like send different teams out
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different places just more efficient
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No it doesn't work like that
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He's got to do it all himself
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He doesn't have to It's his purpose
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He's a singular force in the universe
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Okay so worst case scenario
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is there someone that can step in for him
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Like a Vice Santa Are you listening to me No
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No one can do what he does
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He knows when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake
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And he knows that about every single person
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on this planet
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He has a list the size of Rhode Island
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and he checks it twice
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If you were to try to read that list just once
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it would take you a decade
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But he does it twice
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And the reason why he's able to do any of it
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is because he is Santa Claus
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The one and only
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And no one else can execute his mission
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Which is To spread cheer asshole
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Good feeling
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Movie Summary
After Santa Claus is kidnapped, the North Pole's Head of Security must team up with a notorious hacker in a globe-trotting, action-packed mission to save Christmas.
