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[man] Just came straight
through the stop sign. They ran the stop sign, and t-boned the car almost, like…
They hit the front of the car. [woman 1] Was this your baby mother - in the other car?
- [man] No. [woman 1] When she calls you,
and she tells you, 'cause I believe that
conversation happened, - Do you call him?
- [woman 2] Yes. - And what does he say?
- He's like, "Man! You know that crazy broad. It's not my fault. She crazy. I was tryna…" He was in fear for his safety
is what he told me. - [woman 1] Is that what you said?
- [man 1] No. [woman 1] I don't believe you. Sir, you have a $500 counterclaim for emotional distress.
I cannot wait to hear this. Hey, Lil, I'm gonna borrow - some of your ground beef, okay?
- [Lil] Okay
through the stop sign. They ran the stop sign, and t-boned the car almost, like…
They hit the front of the car. [woman 1] Was this your baby mother - in the other car?
- [man] No. [woman 1] When she calls you,
and she tells you, 'cause I believe that
conversation happened, - Do you call him?
- [woman 2] Yes. - And what does he say?
- He's like, "Man! You know that crazy broad. It's not my fault. She crazy. I was tryna…" He was in fear for his safety
is what he told me. - [woman 1] Is that what you said?
- [man 1] No. [woman 1] I don't believe you. Sir, you have a $500 counterclaim for emotional distress.
I cannot wait to hear this. Hey, Lil, I'm gonna borrow - some of your ground beef, okay?
- [Lil] Okay
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[man] Just came straight
through the stop sign.
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They ran the stop sign,
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and t-boned the car almost, like…
They hit the front of the car.
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[woman 1] Was this your baby mother
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- in the other car?
- [man] No.
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[woman 1] When she calls you,
and she tells you,
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'cause I believe that
conversation happened,
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- Do you call him?
- [woman 2] Yes.
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- And what does he say?
- He's like, "Man!
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You know that crazy broad.
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It's not my fault.
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She crazy. I was tryna…"
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He was in fear for his safety
is what he told me.
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- [woman 1] Is that what you said?
- [man 1] No.
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[woman 1] I don't believe you.
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Sir, you have a $500 counterclaim
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for emotional distress.
I cannot wait to hear this.
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Hey, Lil, I'm gonna borrow
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- some of your ground beef, okay?
- [Lil] Okay.
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Movie Summary
Mikey Saber is a washed-up porn star who returns to his small Texas hometown, not that anyone really wants him back.