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Red Snow

No self-respecting vampirewould ever call himself, "Vladimir"

No self-respecting vampire
would ever call himself, "Vladimir"

Full Transcript

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No self-respecting vampire would ever call himself,
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"Vladimir".
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:15
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror, thriller
Production
Evolve Media

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Movie Summary

A struggling vampire romance novelist must defend herself against real-life vampires during Christmas in Lake Tahoe.
You want him to blend into society, don't you? - Red Snow 00:04
You want him to blend into society, don't you?
Meanwhile, Anna, she's smart, she's successful, - Red Snow 00:06
Meanwhile, Anna, she's smart, she's successful,
For starters, he's a creepy guy named Vladimir that lives - Red Snow 00:07
For starters, he's a creepy guy named Vladimir that liv...
I mean he's whining like a little bitch - Red Snow 00:05
I mean he's whining like a little bitch
You don't have to pay taxes or wait in line in the DMV - Red Snow 00:05
You don't have to pay taxes or wait in line in the DMV
Vladimir-- Ethan is sad because his old life is gone. - Red Snow 00:06
Vladimir-- Ethan is sad because his old life is gone.
Every single person he knew and loved - Red Snow 00:07
Every single person he knew and loved
I don't even remember my life before I became a vampire. - Red Snow 00:04
I don't even remember my life before I became a vampire...
Maybe it's a defense mechanism to help you cope - Red Snow 00:07
Maybe it's a defense mechanism to help you cope
Like he's trying to remember his old human life - Red Snow 00:07
Like he's trying to remember his old human life
They'd be like solving the mysteries - Red Snow 00:06
They'd be like solving the mysteries
My mom would always let my sister and me open one gift - Red Snow 00:06
My mom would always let my sister and me open one gift
I figured you'd be sick of wearing my mum's old clothes, - Red Snow 00:05
I figured you'd be sick of wearing my mum's old cl...
Um, well, I'll-- I'll let you get dressed. - Red Snow 00:06
Um, well, I'll-- I'll let you get dressed.
When you're done, you can uh, come inside. - Red Snow 00:05
When you're done, you can uh, come inside.
♪ Out jumped little Santa Claus ♪ - Red Snow 00:07
♪ Out jumped little Santa Claus ♪
♪ All for the little ones - Red Snow 00:05
♪ All for the little ones
♪ Oh, ho, ho, ho - Red Snow 00:09
♪ Oh, ho, ho, ho
Hey boy, hey, Merry Christmas. - Red Snow 00:05
Hey boy, hey, Merry Christmas.
Uh, the spirits have done it all in one night. - Red Snow 00:04
Uh, the spirits have done it all in one night.