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So I write about vampires
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Red Snow

So I write about vampires and I read about them a lot and I've seena lot of vampire movies

So I write about vampires and I read about them a lot and I've seen
a lot of vampire movies

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So I write about vampires
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and I read about them a lot
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and I've seen a lot of vampire movies.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:06
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror, thriller
Production
Evolve Media

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Movie Summary

A struggling vampire romance novelist must defend herself against real-life vampires during Christmas in Lake Tahoe.
Well, oh God, there's so much I-- I wanna know. - Red Snow 00:04
Well, oh God, there's so much I-- I wanna know.
Like how in some vampire stories uh, crosses and holy water - Red Snow 00:07
Like how in some vampire stories uh, crosses and holy water
In others, it's like God and the Bible have nothing to do - Red Snow 00:05
In others, it's like God and the Bible have nothing to ...
For example, you can turn into a bat. - Red Snow 00:04
For example, you can turn into a bat.
Right, because you're still healing. - Red Snow 00:04
Right, because you're still healing.
And what about sunlight - Red Snow 00:23
And what about sunlight
Feels like being kicked in the balls. - Red Snow 00:05
Feels like being kicked in the balls.
Well, like I said, my name is Olivia - Red Snow 00:07
Well, like I said, my name is Olivia
Which probably sounds like a real stupid reason to you. - Red Snow 00:04
Which probably sounds like a real stupid reason to you.
Listen, Olivia, I'm not strong enough - Red Snow 00:04
Listen, Olivia, I'm not strong enough
Just please close it before somebody sees me. - Red Snow 00:06
Just please close it before somebody sees me.
Look, whatever that man told you, - Red Snow 00:05
Look, whatever that man told you,
No, you never ripped someone's head off and kicked it around - Red Snow 00:05
No, you never ripped someone's head off and kicked it a...
If I was leaving dried-up corpses - Red Snow 00:05
If I was leaving dried-up corpses
Well, maybe because you're turning them all - Red Snow 00:04
Well, maybe because you're turning them all
Well, if you're such a great guy, - Red Snow 00:05
Well, if you're such a great guy,
They're a bunch of jack-booted fascist thugs - Red Snow 00:07
They're a bunch of jack-booted fascist thugs
They've already wiped out unicorns, and shape-shifters, - Red Snow 00:05
They've already wiped out unicorns, and shape-shifters,
They're as cool as they fucking sound - Red Snow 00:06
They're as cool as they fucking sound
And as for vampires, - Red Snow 00:05
And as for vampires,