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Joseph Keenan:
[at the inquest, staring into space] Agent Carol:
And then What happened? Special Agent Keenan? Special Agent Keenan? Joseph Keenan:
[breaks out of it] Agent Carol:
What happened? Joseph Keenan:
I subdued The suspect... with a head butt. Agent Carol:
[amused]
A head butt? Joseph Keenan:
Yes sir. The suspect was standing... unnaturally close. And then the trumpet blast sounded three more times, and a fourth and a fifth. By then it was pretty clear that the Rapture wasn't going to happen, so we rounded up the remaining Five Pointers. Agent Carol:
Hey, what was it? The trumpet blasts? Joseph Keenan:
Pardon? Agent Carol:
The trumpet blast, what was it really? Joseph Keenan:
Oh, that. Well some new neighbors, these eco kids from the university with a compost collective - they've got an acre off of the ass end of the Five Point property, other side of the hill. Abin's been giving them a bunch of guff because of the smell of the compost. Agent Hammond:
Was it bad? Joseph Keenan:
[laughs]
Gets so you could taste it. But Abin's been harassing these kids, sending some of his bigger boys over to bitch at first, maybe break a window or two. Then I guess they went old school - lots of sugar in gas tanks, burning bags of dog shit. Agent Carol:
The college kids? Joseph Keenan:
No, that was Cooper and his church. The eco kids never so much as called the cops. They got creative instead. They thought it'd be funny to take a page out of Revelations and get Cooper and his family's hopes up with The trumpets. So They got this big-ass rusty old siren from a fire house that just got a new one. The fire chief said they could take the damn thing so long as they carted it off, it's as big as a Mini Cooper. So they trucked this thing down to their compost collective, they put it in a barn, they hook it up to an iPod of all things. And they played these single note trumpet blasts they pulled off the Internet. Agent Hammond:
And they had no idea that you were even there? Joseph Keenan:
[shrugs]
Just dumb luck
[at the inquest, staring into space] Agent Carol:
And then What happened? Special Agent Keenan? Special Agent Keenan? Joseph Keenan:
[breaks out of it] Agent Carol:
What happened? Joseph Keenan:
I subdued The suspect... with a head butt. Agent Carol:
[amused]
A head butt? Joseph Keenan:
Yes sir. The suspect was standing... unnaturally close. And then the trumpet blast sounded three more times, and a fourth and a fifth. By then it was pretty clear that the Rapture wasn't going to happen, so we rounded up the remaining Five Pointers. Agent Carol:
Hey, what was it? The trumpet blasts? Joseph Keenan:
Pardon? Agent Carol:
The trumpet blast, what was it really? Joseph Keenan:
Oh, that. Well some new neighbors, these eco kids from the university with a compost collective - they've got an acre off of the ass end of the Five Point property, other side of the hill. Abin's been giving them a bunch of guff because of the smell of the compost. Agent Hammond:
Was it bad? Joseph Keenan:
[laughs]
Gets so you could taste it. But Abin's been harassing these kids, sending some of his bigger boys over to bitch at first, maybe break a window or two. Then I guess they went old school - lots of sugar in gas tanks, burning bags of dog shit. Agent Carol:
The college kids? Joseph Keenan:
No, that was Cooper and his church. The eco kids never so much as called the cops. They got creative instead. They thought it'd be funny to take a page out of Revelations and get Cooper and his family's hopes up with The trumpets. So They got this big-ass rusty old siren from a fire house that just got a new one. The fire chief said they could take the damn thing so long as they carted it off, it's as big as a Mini Cooper. So they trucked this thing down to their compost collective, they put it in a barn, they hook it up to an iPod of all things. And they played these single note trumpet blasts they pulled off the Internet. Agent Hammond:
And they had no idea that you were even there? Joseph Keenan:
[shrugs]
Just dumb luck
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Italy Yeah
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I was thinking about taking my wife someplace exotic for our five year
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and well Italy was at the top of the list
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Well it's full of Italians There is that
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Full of Italians huh
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Yeah I suppose that stands to reason
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All right you have a good night Thank you
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Oh fuck
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Movie Summary
Set in Middle America, a group of teens receive an online invitation for sex, though they soon encounter fundamentalists with a much more sinister agenda.
