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Reginald the Vampire

And if you were half as smartas you think you are, you'd be halfwayaround the world by now

And if you were half as smart
as you think you are, you'd be halfway
around the world by now

Full Transcript

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And if you were half as smart as you think you are,
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you'd be halfway around the world by now.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:40
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, horror

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Movie Summary

In a world populated by beautiful, fit and vain vampires, Reginald tumbles into it as an unlikely hero who will navigate every kind of obstacle and discovers he has a few unrecognized powers of his own.
S01 • E06 So I can only assume that that wire transfer you sent me - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
So I can only assume that that wire transfer you sent me
S01 • E03 Good luck, and I wish you great success. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
Good luck, and I wish you great success.
S01 • E04 So Angela, - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
So Angela,
S01 • E10 - Ooh, ah. Little known fact-- - Reginald the Vampire 00:10
- Ooh, ah. Little known fact--
S01 • E07 - It feels like a dream, - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
- It feels like a dream,
S01 • E06 - It's a refund, - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
- It's a refund,
S01 • E10 But that's the point, right? That's why no one ever wins. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
But that's the point, right? That's why no one eve...
S01 • E04 And I look forward to finding out everything - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
And I look forward to finding out everything
S01 • E01 - [laughs] - Reginald the Vampire 00:10
- [laughs]
S01 • E07 And this isn't even the first time - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
And this isn't even the first time
S01 • E10 We assume the best place to throw the ball - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
We assume the best place to throw the ball
S01 • E02 I’m a man! Now let me in! - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
I’m a man! Now let me in!
S01 • E06 I am giving you the chance to finish the job - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
I am giving you the chance to finish the job
S01 • E10 But as the bottom bottles are weighted, - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
But as the bottom bottles are weighted,
S01 • E09 After what I did, you could have left me in Oakland-- - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
After what I did, you could have left me in Oakland--
S01 • E07 [softly] I don't understand what's happening to me. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
[softly] I don't understand what's happening to me...
S01 • E05 - I would say, "Wow," and, "It's about time you asked." - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
- I would say, "Wow," and, "It's about t...
S01 • E07 And sometimes, - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
And sometimes,
S01 • E10 What you have to do is aim between the two middle bottles - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
What you have to do is aim between the two middle bottles
S01 • E04 Angela's just joking, Ma. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
Angela's just joking, Ma.