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Reginald the Vampire

I don’t knowwho you think you’re fooling, but vampires are allPatterson and shit

[chuckles] I don’t know
who you think you’re fooling, but vampires are all
Patterson and shit

Full Transcript

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- [chuckles]
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I don’t know who you think you’re fooling,
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but vampires are all Patterson and shit.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:48
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, horror

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Movie Summary

In a world populated by beautiful, fit and vain vampires, Reginald tumbles into it as an unlikely hero who will navigate every kind of obstacle and discovers he has a few unrecognized powers of his own.
S01 • E01 [whooshing] - [gasps] - Reginald the Vampire 00:12
[whooshing] - [gasps]
S01 • E09 [echoing] - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
[echoing]
S01 • E02 - Well, in truth, vampires come in all shapes and sizes now-- - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
- Well, in truth, vampires come in all shapes and sizes now-...
S01 • E10 We will begin with a little light torture-- - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
We will begin with a little light torture--
S01 • E05 - That's more of a statement than it is a-- - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
- That's more of a statement than it is a--
S01 • E08 - You've always been a hungry boy, haven't you? - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
- You've always been a hungry boy, haven't you?
S01 • E09 [soft dramatic music] - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
[soft dramatic music]
S01 • E03 And when Reginald dies, Maurice dies with him. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
And when Reginald dies, Maurice dies with him.
S01 • E07 - [sighs] - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
- [sighs]
S01 • E06 I'm impressed by your superior knowledge - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
I'm impressed by your superior knowledge
S01 • E03 Exactly. Win-win. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
Exactly. Win-win.
S01 • E10 After this appetizing spectacle concludes, - Reginald the Vampire 00:13
After this appetizing spectacle concludes,
S01 • E08 Yes, you're a glutton. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
Yes, you're a glutton.
S01 • E01 Like, this is the first dream I woke up from, - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
Like, this is the first dream I woke up from,
S01 • E03 Which means that for the foreseeable future, - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
Which means that for the foreseeable future,
S01 • E04 And how long before she notices we avoid the sun? - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
And how long before she notices we avoid the sun?
S01 • E06 - Uh, I'm thinking... - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
- Uh, I'm thinking...
S01 • E08 You make a huge mess, and then you wallow in it, - Reginald the Vampire 00:11
You make a huge mess, and then you wallow in it,
S01 • E01 - Of course you'd say that. You're a projection - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
- Of course you'd say that. You're a projection
S01 • E04 I know it's hard to accept, but you don't belong here. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
I know it's hard to accept, but you don't belong h...