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Reginald the Vampire

Every cent, or I will report you to the Better Business Bureau or the Pope and possibly...

Every cent, or I will report you to the Better Business Bureau or the Pope and possibly the Mormons, if they turn out to be relevant

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Every cent, or I will report you
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to the Better Business Bureau
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or the Pope
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and possibly the Mormons,
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if they turn out to be relevant.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:09
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, horror

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Movie Summary

In a world populated by beautiful, fit and vain vampires, Reginald tumbles into it as an unlikely hero who will navigate every kind of obstacle and discovers he has a few unrecognized powers of his own.
S01 • E09 For all that is holy, just-- - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
For all that is holy, just--
S01 • E07 But Reginald is a big boy who can make his own decisions. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
But Reginald is a big boy who can make his own decisions.
S01 • E10 The vampire known as Reginald Andres. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
The vampire known as Reginald Andres.
S01 • E06 - Keep your claws off of Reginald. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
- Keep your claws off of Reginald.
S01 • E02 I mean, let’s say that she’s not entirely okay, - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
I mean, let’s say that she’s not entirely okay,
S01 • E07 And if you ever try to take him away from me again, - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
And if you ever try to take him away from me again,
S01 • E08 What is the improbable question? - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
What is the improbable question?
S01 • E09 They thought I was-- [whistles] - Reginald the Vampire 00:11
They thought I was-- [whistles]
S01 • E01 [sighs] - Reginald the Vampire 00:10
[sighs]
S01 • E05 - Paying for it was unnecessary - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
- Paying for it was unnecessary
S01 • E04 And I know that you wanna fix it... - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
And I know that you wanna fix it...
S01 • E08 - Oh, big ask. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
- Oh, big ask.
S01 • E04 But if you get involved in whatever comes next, - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
But if you get involved in whatever comes next,
S01 • E02 Maybe waiting until things get better - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
Maybe waiting until things get better
S01 • E05 - Corn is tasty in all of its outward shapes, - Reginald the Vampire 00:12
- Corn is tasty in all of its outward shapes,
S01 • E02 - Waiting for things to get better is glass half full - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
- Waiting for things to get better is glass half full
S01 • E04 I promise I won't lose control again. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
I promise I won't lose control again.
S01 • E01 And, sure, I may not exactly know how it all works… - Reginald the Vampire 00:18
And, sure, I may not exactly know how it all works…
S01 • E07 [upbeat foreboding music] - Reginald the Vampire 00:19
[upbeat foreboding music]
S01 • E10 A blink of an eye in the lives we lead, - Reginald the Vampire 00:18
A blink of an eye in the lives we lead,