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Reginald the Vampire

God, you know whatI can't figure out is why would she waste her timeon an obvious loser...

God, you know what
I can't figure out is why would she waste her time
on an obvious loser like you?

Full Transcript

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God, you know what I can't figure out is
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why would she waste her time on an obvious loser like you?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:47
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, horror

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Movie Summary

In a world populated by beautiful, fit and vain vampires, Reginald tumbles into it as an unlikely hero who will navigate every kind of obstacle and discovers he has a few unrecognized powers of his own.
S01 • E03 How did that even happen? - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
How did that even happen?
S01 • E09 - Because love is a fiction created - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
- Because love is a fiction created
S01 • E08 - I'm thinking blind faith, but that's just a guess. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
- I'm thinking blind faith, but that's just a gues...
S01 • E03 My family are very religious. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
My family are very religious.
S01 • E07 I love your shape because there's so much of you. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
I love your shape because there's so much of you.
S01 • E02 - If I’m gonna destroy Angela, end her for good, - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
- If I’m gonna destroy Angela, end her for good,
S01 • E05 But there was one thing they couldn't figure out. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
But there was one thing they couldn't figure out.
S01 • E03 I was raised to worship archangels. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
I was raised to worship archangels.
S01 • E01 I mean, unless this is like [laughing] - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
I mean, unless this is like [laughing]
S01 • E10 - Because for all they know, you're a newly-turned vampire, - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
- Because for all they know, you're a newly-turned vamp...
S01 • E07 The more you are, - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
The more you are,
S01 • E04 I think I'm your dinner. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
I think I'm your dinner.
S01 • E09 Except, I can't shake the fact - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
Except, I can't shake the fact
S01 • E03 I think I've heard of that. That's like a cult, right? - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
I think I've heard of that. That's like a cult, ri...
S01 • E02 It’s like she taught me, - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
It’s like she taught me,
S01 • E05 It was the only part of my torture that impressed them. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
It was the only part of my torture that impressed them.
S01 • E01 Or maybe Sarah's just a loser like you. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
Or maybe Sarah's just a loser like you.
S01 • E10 So all you have to do is deliver him. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
So all you have to do is deliver him.
S01 • E03 Not exactly, - Reginald the Vampire 00:14
Not exactly,
S01 • E08 - Look, I don't know what you're talking about, - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
- Look, I don't know what you're talking about,