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Reginald the Vampire

I'm so fatthat when I step on the scale, it says "To be continued." I'm so fatthat when I...

I'm so fat
that when I step on the scale, it says "To be continued." I'm so fat
that when I go to the beach, Greenpeace shows up
to shove me in the ocean

Full Transcript

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I'm so fat that when I step on the scale,
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it says "To be continued."
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I'm so fat that when I go to the beach,
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Greenpeace shows up to shove me in the ocean.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:33
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, horror

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Movie Summary

In a world populated by beautiful, fit and vain vampires, Reginald tumbles into it as an unlikely hero who will navigate every kind of obstacle and discovers he has a few unrecognized powers of his own.
S01 • E04 You'd be jumpy too if you were booked for an Assessment - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
You'd be jumpy too if you were booked for an Assessment
S01 • E07 - You've got an umbrella to keep you safe - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
- You've got an umbrella to keep you safe
S01 • E03 Non-fat yogurt is a masculist plot - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
Non-fat yogurt is a masculist plot
S01 • E08 - [laughs] I think we've established - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
- [laughs] I think we've established
S01 • E02 [dramatic music] - Reginald the Vampire 00:10
[dramatic music]
S01 • E05 - Oh, I feel tremendous. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
- Oh, I feel tremendous.
S01 • E10 If only you'd cooperated when we came for you the first time - Reginald the Vampire 00:10
If only you'd cooperated when we came for you the first...
S01 • E05 - Well, in any case, drink this - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
- Well, in any case, drink this
S01 • E08 [sighs] Get it? Suit, like-- - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
[sighs] Get it? Suit, like--
S01 • E09 That's a fatal error best exhibited - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
That's a fatal error best exhibited
S01 • E03 Insulin growth from the extra sugar - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
Insulin growth from the extra sugar
S01 • E06 In and out. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
In and out.
S01 • E09 But in your case, that was the last straw. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
But in your case, that was the last straw.
S01 • E02 [tense music] - Reginald the Vampire 00:12
[tense music]
S01 • E01 I'm about to die laughing from how funny you are - Reginald the Vampire 00:12
I'm about to die laughing from how funny you are
S01 • E05 Vitamin C increases your blood antioxidant levels - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
Vitamin C increases your blood antioxidant levels
S01 • E08 When I tell you can't die, - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
When I tell you can't die,
S01 • E10 But that is a very different world - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
But that is a very different world
S01 • E07 You want something from me. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
You want something from me.
S01 • E04 Like, you know, when I found him in Angela's basement? - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
Like, you know, when I found him in Angela's basement?