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Reginald the Vampire

Perfection is what keepsour nation safe, and not onlyis he less than perfect, but he is...

Perfection is what keeps
our nation safe, and not only
is he less than perfect, but he is defective, grotesque, and an insult to our purity

Full Transcript

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Perfection is what keeps our nation safe,
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and not only is he less than perfect,
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but he is defective, grotesque,
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and an insult to our purity.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:26
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, horror

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Movie Summary

In a world populated by beautiful, fit and vain vampires, Reginald tumbles into it as an unlikely hero who will navigate every kind of obstacle and discovers he has a few unrecognized powers of his own.
S01 • E10 - You know, in theory, this should be - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
- You know, in theory, this should be
S01 • E09 In less than 24 hours, - Reginald the Vampire 00:19
In less than 24 hours,
S01 • E01 - Well, did you dispose of the body? - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
- Well, did you dispose of the body?
S01 • E04 Your mother loved you like a parent's supposed to. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
Your mother loved you like a parent's supposed to.
S01 • E10 - The best day of my life was the day we first met. - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
- The best day of my life was the day we first met.
S01 • E04 She was the closest thing I had to family. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
She was the closest thing I had to family.
S01 • E08 You ever need anything, I got you. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
You ever need anything, I got you.
S01 • E01 - So you just left evidence of your hunger - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
- So you just left evidence of your hunger
S01 • E04 And you took her from me. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
And you took her from me.
S01 • E10 - If there's anything I can do to get us back - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
- If there's anything I can do to get us back
S01 • E06 [groans] - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
[groans]
S01 • E01 - I fear no living man or woman. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
- I fear no living man or woman.
S01 • E09 I want to be brave, but I don't think I can be. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
I want to be brave, but I don't think I can be.
S01 • E08 [laughs] - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
[laughs]
S01 • E10 Like, if there's some sequence of words - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
Like, if there's some sequence of words
S01 • E03 Whoa! Holy-- - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
Whoa! Holy--
S01 • E09 - How can I help? - [laughs softly] - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
- How can I help? - [laughs softly]
S01 • E01 [gasping] [sloshing] - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
[gasping] [sloshing]
S01 • E09 The vampire world is run by a group of exclusive assholes. - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
The vampire world is run by a group of exclusive assholes.
S01 • E08 [laughs] - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
[laughs]