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Reginald the Vampire

You took a look into my wallet, you saw an opportunity, but it didn't turn outthe way you...

You took a look into my wallet, you saw an opportunity, but it didn't turn out
the way you planned because-- and this is really funny
when you think about it-- the crossroads weren't for me

Full Transcript

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You took a look into my wallet,
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you saw an opportunity,
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but it didn't turn out the way you planned because--
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and this is really funny when you think about it--
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the crossroads weren't for me.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:08
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, horror

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Movie Summary

In a world populated by beautiful, fit and vain vampires, Reginald tumbles into it as an unlikely hero who will navigate every kind of obstacle and discovers he has a few unrecognized powers of his own.
S01 • E09 - Angie, what did you think would happen - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
- Angie, what did you think would happen
S01 • E02 Of course we can be together. We have to be. - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
Of course we can be together. We have to be.
S01 • E05 - I've been staring at a cinder block all afternoon, - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
- I've been staring at a cinder block all afternoon,
S01 • E10 - Said assessment to be held on this morning - Reginald the Vampire 00:11
- Said assessment to be held on this morning
S01 • E02 There’s nothing in the world I want more. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
There’s nothing in the world I want more.
S01 • E08 - Give me back my goddamn money, - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
- Give me back my goddamn money,
S01 • E02 [sighs] - Reginald the Vampire 00:15
[sighs]
S01 • E09 - Which makes your decision to ignore it - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
- Which makes your decision to ignore it
S01 • E07 Maybe you and me can talk for a while - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
Maybe you and me can talk for a while
S01 • E06 Textbook panic attack. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
Textbook panic attack.
S01 • E01 - You know eventually fat-shaming - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
- You know eventually fat-shaming
S01 • E09 Sure, it's sweet, you did so at the behest of Maurice Miller. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
Sure, it's sweet, you did so at the behest of Maurice M...
S01 • E06 - I've seen a lot of panic. This feels different. - Reginald the Vampire 00:05
- I've seen a lot of panic. This feels different.
S01 • E09 Personally, that man can beg me any old time. - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
Personally, that man can beg me any old time.
S01 • E07 - Statement, not a question. - Still-- - Reginald the Vampire 00:07
- Statement, not a question. - Still--
S01 • E06 What you want to do is you want to put your head down - Reginald the Vampire 00:14
What you want to do is you want to put your head down
S01 • E09 - How did you f-- - Reginald the Vampire 00:06
- How did you f--
S01 • E08 - [sighs] - Reginald the Vampire 00:08
- [sighs]
S01 • E02 The thing I wasn’t telling you, - Reginald the Vampire 00:09
The thing I wasn’t telling you,
S01 • E01 I'm so fat that when I step on the scale, - Reginald the Vampire 00:11
I'm so fat that when I step on the scale,