"Religulous" quotes

01:00 I'll vote for President Bush because of his faith 00:18 If Santa Claus can hit every house in the world 00:10 And I see you got a lot of bling 00:57 About the big questions 00:15 There's more than one mosque in the world 00:07 It's like the lotto 00:07 Nobody's born gay There's no scientific or 00:20 It seems peaceful 00:57 I know what you're thinking I'm standing in front... 00:21 You know Scientologists 01:10 I'm thinking of Jonah God sent Jonah on a mission 00:07 Gay Muslim activists 00:12 But if you believe that the world is gonna come to an end 00:22 The plain fact is religion must die 00:04 Mr Kane you in the house 00:19 Come on See this is my problem 00:20 This is why rational people 00:21 Okay but now things like houses and cars 00:23 Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking 00:05 Why is faith good 00:13 And isn't that religion for you 00:26 There's been more killing in the name of ''My... 00:13 Okay who are you Biblically 00:39 Now the angels went to the house 00:24 And you know what else was very confusing to me 00:23 The only appropriate attitude for man to have 00:11 God is an infinite God who is working in ways 00:04 You know what I'm talking about 00:12 I know I think it's very interesting that you're a... 00:05 Basically murder is against the law in every country in the... 00:07 Well come on the standard doctrine that I was taught as a... 00:13 Do you think it's possible that when we're on... 00:12 How did this country get to be a Christian nation 00:08 More people in this country doubted evolution 00:40 But it's not really a wide list of 10 00:19 Do you believe in evolution 00:09 ''Dark skin is a curse from God 00:17 In the founding scripture you open up the Doctrine of... 00:18 That Christianity is American 00:07 The other guys are selling certainty not me 00:09 He was ordained a minister when he was 10 years old 00:10 Sometimes you kneel sometimes you fast 00:06 Does that look anything 00:04 Then you're saying the Bible is fictitious 00:10 You used to be gay 00:09 Because they're gay I believe that it's sin 00:04 What if you're wrong 00:10 If I was a person in that wheelchair 00:22 What do you think of homosexuality 00:08 The dispatcher asked ''Why did you do this... 00:11 How to share your faith effectively and Biblically 00:54 Was assassinated This is exactly the spot 00:27 The way I perceive things in the Koran is not about killing... 00:14 When I take the stick 00:28 How do we know Because lots of people would like this job 00:08 We can look at creation and say ''What's the... 00:12 I just don't buy it that these guys are 00:30 This is the Mount of Olives 00:08 The gay Muslim community here in Amsterdam 00:20 But what is your explanation for the millions and millions... 00:09 Why don't you come over and get some 00:12 No he spends the first five books of the Bible wiping out... 00:20 You said ''Anyone worried about what I'm... 00:08 It's in the shape of a giant naked man 00:06 Mary said ''If this is what God wants 00:07 And I do believe the actual literacy of that story 00:08 So you would agree that even if a billion people 00:12 You're the one who went to Iran in December 2006 00:05 Are Christianity as Jesus taught it 00:08 That's just a brilliant analogy 00:04 I mean that's what I'm here promoting doubt 00:05 I don't hate them God hates them 00:09 That's chutzpah Never again Rabbi never again 00:30 I still don't understand why it's important 00:13 Why doesn't he just obliterate the devil 00:25 You know where do you go 00:04 Let's remember what the real problem was 00:04 How we define what is crazy or not crazy 00:13 ''As a Christian can't you believe in... 00:14 We can answer the questions of the skeptics 00:06 Anyone who doesn't believe in me is miserable 00:05 It changed hands during the crusades We had the Romans 00:09 What do you think it says about religion 00:28 You are taking a kind of hard line here 00:13 I had a young man who was about to go crazy over a woman 00:04 But in layman's terms Jesus was nuts 00:19 How in the world could there be any science 00:38 It's such a powerful position 00:13 Two things that are completely incompatible