"Written in 1280 BC, The Book of the Dead describes a God, Horus... Horus is the son of...
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Bill Maher:
But the Jesus story wasn't original. Man at The Holy Land Experience:
How so? Bill Maher:
[an explanation appears in subtitles as The Bangles "Walk Like an Egyptian" plays]
"Written in 1280 BC, The Book of the Dead describes a God, Horus... Horus is the son of the god Osiris... born to a virgin mother. He was baptized in a river by Anup the Baptizer... who was later beheaded. Like Jesus, Horus was tempted while alone in the desert... Healed the sick... The blind... Cast out demons... And walked on water... He raised Asar from the dead. 'Asar' translates to 'Lazarus'. Oh yeah, he also had 12 disciples. Yes, Horus was crucified first... And after 3 days, two women announced... Horus, the savior of humanity... had been resurrected
But the Jesus story wasn't original. Man at The Holy Land Experience:
How so? Bill Maher:
[an explanation appears in subtitles as The Bangles "Walk Like an Egyptian" plays]
"Written in 1280 BC, The Book of the Dead describes a God, Horus... Horus is the son of the god Osiris... born to a virgin mother. He was baptized in a river by Anup the Baptizer... who was later beheaded. Like Jesus, Horus was tempted while alone in the desert... Healed the sick... The blind... Cast out demons... And walked on water... He raised Asar from the dead. 'Asar' translates to 'Lazarus'. Oh yeah, he also had 12 disciples. Yes, Horus was crucified first... And after 3 days, two women announced... Horus, the savior of humanity... had been resurrected
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about the big questions
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is not the arrogant certitude
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that is the hallmark of religion
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but doubt Doubt is humble
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and that's what man needs to be
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considering that human history is just a litany
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of getting shit dead wrong
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Jesus is coming back to rescue the Jews
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because he is the only one that can
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The believer goes in the paradise
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Unbeliever they will go to hell
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The Jews are the only reason that I am a Christian
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I love them But you're not gonna take them
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to heaven with you are you I'm gonna go in the Rapture
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and I'm gonna come back on a white horse
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So you think Jesus will end this earth at some point
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maybe in your lifetime
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Movie Summary
Bill Maher's take on the current state of world religion.
